Teddy, Local Wizard
@teddyjay.bsky.social
Drives with two hands. Professional DM, writer, entertainer.
I brought one anyway as a separate and more intense flex.
If nothing else, I will be so full of water at all times
If nothing else, I will be so full of water at all times
July 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I brought one anyway as a separate and more intense flex.
If nothing else, I will be so full of water at all times
If nothing else, I will be so full of water at all times
DO NOT INQUIRE UPON MY HOBBIES OR WHY I AM IN THE FOREST
IT IS BETWEEN ME AND THE FOREST
IT IS BETWEEN ME AND THE FOREST
July 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
DO NOT INQUIRE UPON MY HOBBIES OR WHY I AM IN THE FOREST
IT IS BETWEEN ME AND THE FOREST
IT IS BETWEEN ME AND THE FOREST
I mean this as positively as possible
July 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I mean this as positively as possible
Wrong. It's always boba hour, 24/7.
March 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Wrong. It's always boba hour, 24/7.
They may have taken Spider-Ham-Core from me but they will not take my digital wheelybike and my spirit
December 19, 2024 at 6:25 AM
They may have taken Spider-Ham-Core from me but they will not take my digital wheelybike and my spirit
Update: The same store is now out of Liquid Death as well. Just kill me now.
December 19, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Update: The same store is now out of Liquid Death as well. Just kill me now.