Ted Dongelman
teddongelman.bsky.social
Ted Dongelman
@teddongelman.bsky.social
Bad face. Overrated.
It's very possible that Shoresy is the best show currently on TV.
May 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I graduated from grade school and I don't have to take shit from anyone.
April 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
What We Do in the Shadows has a top 5, maybe top 3, theme song in the history of TV.
April 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Started another run through The Righteous Gemstones and now Misbehavin' is gonna be stuck in my head for the next week.
April 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If Wisconsin or Michigan could shoot the ball even a little bit today they'd be up by 20. Woof!
March 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The court being used for the Big 12 tourney is a crime against nature.
March 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Nosferatu proves that even immortal beings can be guilty of being too horny for their own good.
February 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Longlegs was good but could've used 300% more Nic Cage scream singing.
February 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Fox News is on at the hospital and I honestly don't know how or why anyone watches this propaganda. God this country is full of stupid people.
February 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I wasn't sure how good Smile 2 would be when you know what's going on from the start but wow, incredible.
February 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
There's a strong correlation between how funny an I Think You Should Leave sketch is and how much Tim screams in it.
January 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The Trevor episode of Detroiters should be studied by film students forever. It's a masterpiece.
January 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
One of my favorite things to do is say "hardcore pornography" in a thick Boston accent.
January 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
When Jerry gets the bad haircut in Seinfeld, it actually looks pretty good by 2025 standards.
January 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Watching the episode of Scrubs where George dies while someone you love is fighting a terminal illness hits like a fucking truck.
December 30, 2024 at 2:37 AM
An inordinate percentage of my life is spent annoying one of our cats so he'll get out of my lap when I get too hot.
December 24, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Maybe next year only 2 SEC schools get in if the 3rd place team is going to get spanked like this.
December 22, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Finally watched the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale and it was perfect, no notes.
December 22, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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There’s vomit on his sweater already, Curt Cignetti.
December 21, 2024 at 1:47 AM
I hate Notre Dame but them beating Indiana by 40 after IU played exactly one good team all year would be very funny.
December 21, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Gave myself whiplash finishing up The Good Place and immediately beginning a Seinfeld rewatch.
December 5, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I really enjoy the Twitching Tongues covers of Misfits songs & would like to hear them do more older punk bands. The Ramones perhaps?
November 29, 2024 at 4:38 PM
I would've bet every dollar I have that the guys from The Black Keys were from the UK.
November 13, 2024 at 2:05 PM