i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

RIP to my beloved Simpsons app i have played almost ever day since I was 12

Arcane was so good it got me to get a PC, download LoL, play LoL, and get suckered into downloading Valorant and Legends of Runeterra in 1 week

Folks it’s time for Parchment Saturday

Becoming relatively normatively attractive won't necessarily get you in a relationship. I've got more people than ever hitting on me, but I'm still too autistic to seal the deal, so my only response to any come-on will be "haha yeah."

i know Lice make a Home in your hair but this is ridiculous

I turn to 30 Rock Season 5 every time I slip into a deep depressive episode, and let’s just say, I have watched “it’s never too late for now” 3 times this weekend

Someone please date me so I can talk at them about Arcane for 40 hours and not feel shame

If you find me annoying, you are correct.

Happy Parchment Saturday everyone

Arcane is a perfect television show solely for the fact it made me like an imagine dragons song (also the animation, story, music, background details, heimderdinger, etc)

If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys