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Techpriest
@techpriest.bsky.social
Millennial cliche with strong retired museum curator energy. Medic.
Lives for the memes. *Mass transit enthusiast*
"The Cuomintang government has fled to Staten Island and has vowed to retake the mainland after it fell to Mamdanism"
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
This dude walked (read: became a meme) so Mamdani could run
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"The haters said I couldn't do it and they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.gif"
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Hey there's nothing wrong with some big maps and good natured grand strateg-oh. Oh no.
November 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Swiftly, one imagines
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
On a lighter note before taking a break from here...

The Death of Stalin is one of my all time favourite films, but I always find this behind-the-scenes still hilarious because there's just something about a pose that looks like "Marshall Zhukov takes a selfie with the lads" that's inherently funny
October 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"The silent plurality clamours for representation, they clamour for one man"
October 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
NOPE.gif
October 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
They have a what?
October 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
*The Singapore Housing & Development Board (HDB) entered the chat*
October 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
So there was a value proposition early on of "this makes it easier for you to connect with potential partners outside your immediate social and work circles", which is genuinely useful. Judging by user numbers as a crude metric though, it basically peaked in '22 and then slow motion collapse since
October 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
October 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"you may be finished with CENTCOM, but CENTCOM isn't finished with you"

We go live to @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social getting the news that CENTCOM is now crossing the streams with NORTHCOM
October 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This post is dedicated to Avanti West Coast and @stephenkb.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Ed Miliband/Department for Energy Security & Net Zero Comms strategy (2025)
October 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"So SoftBank is going to borrow billions of dollars on margin using ARM shares as collateral to invest in the unprofitable and unlisted OpenAI, whilst Nvidia is going to lend OpenAI billions to buy Nvidia's own chips, whilst AMD will sell OpenAI billions worth of chips in exchange for AMD shares..."
October 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
*slams picture onto a table map of Northern England*

"This is what we believe!"
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
🚨🚨 Do not answer calls from unknown +33 callers 🚨🚨

You may be at risk of this man promising to appoint you prime minister of a western European state with no functioning parliamentary majority
October 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Logged on to the revelation that some people have apparently so thoroughly anthropomorphised LLMs that they think treating clankers as machines is somehow equivalent to cruelty against humans or animals?

We are so through the looking glass
October 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
And it really doesn't matter how much Brexit apologia gets churned out by the Brussels-phobia industrial complex, these patterns had become pretty fixed by *2023* lol
October 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If only there was this *one neat trick* to closely associate with a large wealthy nearby bloc so as to insulate ourselves from the worst effects of an uncertain world...
October 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
"A forward looking government would rename Indefinite-Leave-to-Remain/ILR to Permanent Residency (like other countries) to make it more obvious how abusive and cruel any attempt to mess with that status would be"
October 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Whilst on home turf Rachel Reeves is apparently unwilling to call out racists for being racist, in overseas news Volodymyr Zelenskyy has called out Bashar Al-Assad and Putin etc as douchebags in official communications lol
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
British polling is now literally this for election fever
September 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I'd prefer a slightly earlier save file to restart from
September 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM