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Gay. Pagan. Knitter. Polyamorous. Probably not gonna be terribly work safe if your work clutches its pearls over the swears. Also, I do have the right to correct you should you flash your ass in my direction. Just FYI.

He/him | 1973 | WI➡️WY➡️CA➡️OH
New haircut. Homosexual viking meteorological powers restored. I've never had it shaved to the skin before, but damn, does it make me feel fuckin' sexy.
June 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Bear night at Club Columbus during the Arnold Classic. Thia a good night.
March 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My grandboss wanted to see our game collection. So I took pix for her. All of the bins and bags are full of games.
January 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
May the light of the returning sun warm and bless you all, and may it illuminate your Path more clearly. 🌟 #BlessedYule #JoyousSolstice #homowitch #gaypagan
December 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Ah, I hate that feeling. We said goodbye to our 17-year-old mini dachshund in May, and I'm still shattered about it. As tough as it is, make sure to do what's best for him. ❤️💔😞
December 18, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Show me you in a 🧢

I got hats! But I'm too soft right now, so I've also got shirts. 😁
December 18, 2024 at 1:11 AM
"I think for me, the thing that gets me in the right mindset is just watching something funny, something light, something that makes me feel good. Regardless of what it is - when you feel good, when you feel upbeat, creativity flows!"
December 13, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Also me #3dPrinting pure evil, courtesy of ThinAir3D. #mwahaha #BlessedYule #MoreMwahaha #MineIsAnEvilLaugh
December 8, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Jesus BALLS. #Saga volume 9 nearly killed me. Volume 10 made me hyperventilate. So of course I'm reading volume 11 now. #nerrrrrrrrrrrd
December 8, 2024 at 1:22 AM
My concession between Samhain and Yule is that my hat changes from orange to red. #Witch #WitchesOfBsky #BlessedYule #Homowitch
December 6, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Yeah, this tracks. It's what I tend to 🤤🤤🤤 over. Even better if they're a furry himbo.
December 5, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Where are all the guys who are thirsty for the schlubby daddy bears? #itsme #ImTheSchlubbyOne
December 5, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Sweet Jesus, pup... 😍🐻😈🍆
December 4, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Well, this might get interesting. 🤣
November 30, 2024 at 7:40 PM
The only person who ever gives him any attention is his Uncle Jeremy. So here we are. #Oleander #Ollie #OtherPeoplesDogs #MASSIVE #GreatDane
November 28, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Just because I fucking love it. It's such a fantastic Pic. @pupdozor.bsky.social does amazing work.
#gaypagan #homowitch #forestqueer #btw2024
November 28, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Oh look. Some braverism.

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Photo tax for Al Gore's Rhythm.

It's an #AskMeAnything link. If it's not something I'm comfortable answering, I'll tell you that, but it's all anonymous and you can seriously ask me anything you want.
November 24, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Had an INCREDIBLE night last night in #Pittsburgh. I got yo see Steve Martin and Martin Short. SO GOOD.
September 17, 2023 at 9:35 PM