#GymUnicorn
@technocowboy.bsky.social
Gay. Pagan. Knitter. Polyamorous. Probably not gonna be terribly work safe if your work clutches its pearls over the swears. Also, I do have the right to correct you should you flash your ass in my direction. Just FYI.
He/him | 1973 | WI➡️WY➡️CA➡️OH
He/him | 1973 | WI➡️WY➡️CA➡️OH
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#GymUnicorn
@technocowboy.bsky.social
· Dec 5
Where are all the guys who are thirsty for the schlubby daddy bears? #itsme #ImTheSchlubbyOne
New haircut. Homosexual viking meteorological powers restored. I've never had it shaved to the skin before, but damn, does it make me feel fuckin' sexy.
June 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
New haircut. Homosexual viking meteorological powers restored. I've never had it shaved to the skin before, but damn, does it make me feel fuckin' sexy.
My eyeballs are sweating. 🥵
Hump Day! My furry hole need to be opened up. Who wants it?
Help me out and repost my furry butt :)
#humpday #furry #butt #musclebutt
Help me out and repost my furry butt :)
#humpday #furry #butt #musclebutt
March 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My eyeballs are sweating. 🥵
Just the one?
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Just the one?
Bear night at Club Columbus during the Arnold Classic. Thia a good night.
March 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Bear night at Club Columbus during the Arnold Classic. Thia a good night.
Friday, which is also Bear Night at Club Columbus (the local bathhouse), cannot get here fast enough. #HornyBear #GottaGetMyStepsIn
February 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Friday, which is also Bear Night at Club Columbus (the local bathhouse), cannot get here fast enough. #HornyBear #GottaGetMyStepsIn
Reposted by #GymUnicorn
The last time we went to war with Canada they came down here and burned down the White House.
February 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The last time we went to war with Canada they came down here and burned down the White House.
When do we start calling for the revolution to start up?
February 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
When do we start calling for the revolution to start up?
I keep seeing this. While I ABSOLUTELY love the revolution vibe to it, I'm getting a little discouraged. It feels like there's only so much that we as citizens can do. Our elected so-called "leaders" aren't doing a fucking thing to protect us from what's happening in our elected government. [more]
February 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I keep seeing this. While I ABSOLUTELY love the revolution vibe to it, I'm getting a little discouraged. It feels like there's only so much that we as citizens can do. Our elected so-called "leaders" aren't doing a fucking thing to protect us from what's happening in our elected government. [more]
Reposted by #GymUnicorn
I have told a few people: I need cuddles and blowjobs. Somebody needs to make that happen.
January 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I have told a few people: I need cuddles and blowjobs. Somebody needs to make that happen.
My grandboss wanted to see our game collection. So I took pix for her. All of the bins and bags are full of games.
January 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My grandboss wanted to see our game collection. So I took pix for her. All of the bins and bags are full of games.
Debating making a NSFW account. I know the gays who know me will say yes, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for that level of vulnerability.
January 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Debating making a NSFW account. I know the gays who know me will say yes, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for that level of vulnerability.
The downsides of being a Dom top to multiple boys who get subby and bratty pretty easily is that a) they're all distance boys and b) they all know what it takes to get me revved up as much as I know how to get them going. I'm sure there are probably more, but those are the two for today. #DaddySir
January 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The downsides of being a Dom top to multiple boys who get subby and bratty pretty easily is that a) they're all distance boys and b) they all know what it takes to get me revved up as much as I know how to get them going. I'm sure there are probably more, but those are the two for today. #DaddySir
Hey, how about that. Anita Fucking Bryant finally got her bitch-ass dragged back into Hell where she fucking belongs. Where she's belonged for fifty fucking years. The best part is that it happened a month ago and nobody noticed. #DingDongDead #PieFace #HatefulBitch
January 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hey, how about that. Anita Fucking Bryant finally got her bitch-ass dragged back into Hell where she fucking belongs. Where she's belonged for fifty fucking years. The best part is that it happened a month ago and nobody noticed. #DingDongDead #PieFace #HatefulBitch
So, if I see 30 posts that you've reposted, and half of them are from your own account, you can bet your sweet ass that I'll be unfollowing you.
January 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
So, if I see 30 posts that you've reposted, and half of them are from your own account, you can bet your sweet ass that I'll be unfollowing you.
May the light of the returning sun warm and bless you all, and may it illuminate your Path more clearly. 🌟 #BlessedYule #JoyousSolstice #homowitch #gaypagan
December 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
May the light of the returning sun warm and bless you all, and may it illuminate your Path more clearly. 🌟 #BlessedYule #JoyousSolstice #homowitch #gaypagan
Show me you in a 🧢
I got hats! But I'm too soft right now, so I've also got shirts. 😁
I got hats! But I'm too soft right now, so I've also got shirts. 😁
December 18, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Show me you in a 🧢
I got hats! But I'm too soft right now, so I've also got shirts. 😁
I got hats! But I'm too soft right now, so I've also got shirts. 😁
Also me #3dPrinting pure evil, courtesy of ThinAir3D. #mwahaha #BlessedYule #MoreMwahaha #MineIsAnEvilLaugh
December 8, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Also me #3dPrinting pure evil, courtesy of ThinAir3D. #mwahaha #BlessedYule #MoreMwahaha #MineIsAnEvilLaugh
Jesus BALLS. #Saga volume 9 nearly killed me. Volume 10 made me hyperventilate. So of course I'm reading volume 11 now. #nerrrrrrrrrrrd
December 8, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Jesus BALLS. #Saga volume 9 nearly killed me. Volume 10 made me hyperventilate. So of course I'm reading volume 11 now. #nerrrrrrrrrrrd
So, while I don't really have a type when it comes to guys. I've been getting followed by a lot of REALLY hot guys lately.
However.
If you look like someone who could star in an all-male "who's the biggest bully of them all" contest, I'm gonna have a difficult time following you back.
However.
If you look like someone who could star in an all-male "who's the biggest bully of them all" contest, I'm gonna have a difficult time following you back.
December 7, 2024 at 7:56 PM
So, while I don't really have a type when it comes to guys. I've been getting followed by a lot of REALLY hot guys lately.
However.
If you look like someone who could star in an all-male "who's the biggest bully of them all" contest, I'm gonna have a difficult time following you back.
However.
If you look like someone who could star in an all-male "who's the biggest bully of them all" contest, I'm gonna have a difficult time following you back.
My concession between Samhain and Yule is that my hat changes from orange to red. #Witch #WitchesOfBsky #BlessedYule #Homowitch
December 6, 2024 at 10:14 PM
My concession between Samhain and Yule is that my hat changes from orange to red. #Witch #WitchesOfBsky #BlessedYule #Homowitch
I'm so fucking tired of the phrase "other duties as assigned." It's such bullshit. It basically says, "We know it's not in your job description. We don't care."
December 5, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I'm so fucking tired of the phrase "other duties as assigned." It's such bullshit. It basically says, "We know it's not in your job description. We don't care."
Yeah, this tracks. It's what I tend to 🤤🤤🤤 over. Even better if they're a furry himbo.
December 5, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Yeah, this tracks. It's what I tend to 🤤🤤🤤 over. Even better if they're a furry himbo.
Where are all the guys who are thirsty for the schlubby daddy bears? #itsme #ImTheSchlubbyOne
December 5, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Where are all the guys who are thirsty for the schlubby daddy bears? #itsme #ImTheSchlubbyOne