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TeaRoseKent
@tearosekent.bsky.social
WRITER | Features | Pilots | Books
Portfolio: www.MadcapPen.com

"Hello, Hollywood? I know you're dying for my scripts. I'll drop by for lunch and... Hello? Are you still there? I can hear you breathing. Hello? Hello?"

I miss my 10,000+ Twitter followers.
Quick! Who's got ink? Some guy with a line drawing fetish is stalking me and I need a disguise -- fast!
February 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Speaking of bots... Here's my favorite. Name the actor. Bonus points for the movie title. Extra points for where he built his house.
February 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Quiet, please. I'm thinking. This is my thinking hat.
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Alec Baldwin made Seinfeld laugh so much on "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee," he was invited back for a 2nd episode. In both, Seinfeld's laugh was long, but curiously silent with bowed head as if he were praising a comedy god. Both grew up in the same town on Long Island, NY.
January 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Screw today! Give me popcorn. I need movies. Brilliant ones. Here's my double-feature line up. Thank you, @ghostpanther.bsky.social. Pure genius.
January 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Aloha, Santa Baby!
December 24, 2024 at 4:06 PM
One of my favorite movies. And not a single drone in the sky.
December 20, 2024 at 11:04 PM
One of my favorite movies. And not a single drone in sight.
December 19, 2024 at 8:23 PM
December 13, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Q: Is your picture really you?
A: No. It's my twin sister. She's the narcissist. I'm the one who's nice.
December 3, 2024 at 11:42 PM
What actor today is as versatile and gifted as Ralph Fiennes? While others seem to portray themselves in every film they're in, Fiennes has the finesse to embody what it truly means to be an actor. One of my favorites. Bravo!
November 26, 2024 at 10:40 PM
No, I won't throw my hat into a ring. I need my hat. I want my 10,000+ twitter followers to recognize me if they ever fly over to where the sky is blue. They've never seen me de-hatted.
November 26, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I went to your feed and got this error message. But it seems I'm already following the screenwriters on it. Still, it'd be nice to be included. Here's the error message:
November 25, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Free popcorn with every script purchase. Choice of plain, buttered or flavored. Limited time offer.
November 23, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Wicked sing-a-longs now being heard in theatres showing the Wicked movie. Would you sing along?
November 22, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Quiet, please. I'm thinking. This is my thinking hat.
November 22, 2024 at 12:36 PM
As a line drawing with only a hat and a head, I'm grateful for the kindness of strangers. If they didn't offer me a seat in the front row of a theatre, I'd never see a movie at all.
November 21, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Whew! I should kiss the ground. My flight on Twitter Airlines finally landed after days of delays. Hope you don't mind if I rest for a bit. I've got to shake off my jet lag. See you soon!
November 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM