TeaRoseKent
@tearosekent.bsky.social
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Portfolio: www.MadcapPen.com
"Hello, Hollywood? I know you're dying for my scripts. I'll drop by for lunch and... Hello? Are you still there? I can hear you breathing. Hello? Hello?"
I miss my 10,000+ Twitter followers.
Portfolio: www.MadcapPen.com
"Hello, Hollywood? I know you're dying for my scripts. I'll drop by for lunch and... Hello? Are you still there? I can hear you breathing. Hello? Hello?"
I miss my 10,000+ Twitter followers.
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TeaRoseKent
@tearosekent.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Be a screenwriter. It's a noble profession. What could possibly go wrong?
My scripts don't suck. How's that for a pitch?
February 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My scripts don't suck. How's that for a pitch?
Reposted by TeaRoseKent
I sold three novels this week: " Let No Man Be My Albatross," "A Convoluted Defense" and "FATA! The Act of the Avengeance"
February 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I sold three novels this week: " Let No Man Be My Albatross," "A Convoluted Defense" and "FATA! The Act of the Avengeance"
Dear Hollywood: Too many great scripts out there to bother making sequels and remakes. Take your pick: originals or adaptations. Choose your genre. I'll hook you up. #screenwriting
February 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dear Hollywood: Too many great scripts out there to bother making sequels and remakes. Take your pick: originals or adaptations. Choose your genre. I'll hook you up. #screenwriting
Transport me with story, and you'll transport me for real.
February 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Transport me with story, and you'll transport me for real.
Own the day. Or maybe tomorrow. Either one.
February 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Own the day. Or maybe tomorrow. Either one.
I picked up a bestseller. It was proclaimed "unputdownable." I beg to differ. It was throwable across the roomable. I'll pick it up again if I ever yearn to read unending rants of a GenXer's jealousy of her best friend's money and fame as an author. (Huh?)
And that was the first chapter, my last.
And that was the first chapter, my last.
February 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I picked up a bestseller. It was proclaimed "unputdownable." I beg to differ. It was throwable across the roomable. I'll pick it up again if I ever yearn to read unending rants of a GenXer's jealousy of her best friend's money and fame as an author. (Huh?)
And that was the first chapter, my last.
And that was the first chapter, my last.
I watched Seinfeld's "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee," where Jerry chats with famous comics one at a time. The most surprising comments were from Eddie Murphy, Alec Baldwin and Seinfeld himself. Each said they were loners in high school and had no friends. Introverts? Really?
February 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I watched Seinfeld's "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee," where Jerry chats with famous comics one at a time. The most surprising comments were from Eddie Murphy, Alec Baldwin and Seinfeld himself. Each said they were loners in high school and had no friends. Introverts? Really?
I am humbled by the hearts you give me. But do they come in chocolate?
February 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I am humbled by the hearts you give me. But do they come in chocolate?
Quick! Who's got ink? Some guy with a line drawing fetish is stalking me and I need a disguise -- fast!
February 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Quick! Who's got ink? Some guy with a line drawing fetish is stalking me and I need a disguise -- fast!
Speaking of bots... Here's my favorite. Name the actor. Bonus points for the movie title. Extra points for where he built his house.
February 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Speaking of bots... Here's my favorite. Name the actor. Bonus points for the movie title. Extra points for where he built his house.
Writers: Be careful about what you post. In the future, some nosey bastard will review them all and write a scathing book about you.
Or worse, it could be a snooze.
Or worse, it could be a snooze.
February 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Writers: Be careful about what you post. In the future, some nosey bastard will review them all and write a scathing book about you.
Or worse, it could be a snooze.
Or worse, it could be a snooze.
Have I been shunned? Or are we playing hide-'n-seek?
February 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Have I been shunned? Or are we playing hide-'n-seek?
When is Sarcasm Day? Did I miss it?
February 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When is Sarcasm Day? Did I miss it?
On my next trip to Canada, what can I do, say or wear so they don't suspect I'm from the US and don't boo me?
February 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
On my next trip to Canada, what can I do, say or wear so they don't suspect I'm from the US and don't boo me?
"Be that as it may." I like this phrase. It's fanciful, it's antiquated. And not one you often hear anymore. I'm waiting for the right moment to utter it myself. Maybe then I'll know what "that" is. But can "that" truly take the place of "it?" Why not say: "Be that as that may be."
January 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Be that as it may." I like this phrase. It's fanciful, it's antiquated. And not one you often hear anymore. I'm waiting for the right moment to utter it myself. Maybe then I'll know what "that" is. But can "that" truly take the place of "it?" Why not say: "Be that as that may be."
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Thanks to everyone who came out to see me & @jerryseinfeld in Toronto, Ottawa & Montreal. This weekend Jerry & I head to Omaha & Kansas City. Tix at jimgaffigan.com Special thanks to our Toronto special guest @tompapa
January 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Thanks to everyone who came out to see me & @jerryseinfeld in Toronto, Ottawa & Montreal. This weekend Jerry & I head to Omaha & Kansas City. Tix at jimgaffigan.com Special thanks to our Toronto special guest @tompapa
I think the world is overdue for a few good laughs. Comedy writers, pump it out. Duty calls.
January 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I think the world is overdue for a few good laughs. Comedy writers, pump it out. Duty calls.
Quiet, please. I'm thinking. This is my thinking hat.
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Quiet, please. I'm thinking. This is my thinking hat.
Ever notice that novelists use character names in a pitch and synopsis, while screenwriters only use character descriptors and occupations?
Why this be?
Why this be?
January 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Ever notice that novelists use character names in a pitch and synopsis, while screenwriters only use character descriptors and occupations?
Why this be?
Why this be?
Alec Baldwin made Seinfeld laugh so much on "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee," he was invited back for a 2nd episode. In both, Seinfeld's laugh was long, but curiously silent with bowed head as if he were praising a comedy god. Both grew up in the same town on Long Island, NY.
January 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Alec Baldwin made Seinfeld laugh so much on "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee," he was invited back for a 2nd episode. In both, Seinfeld's laugh was long, but curiously silent with bowed head as if he were praising a comedy god. Both grew up in the same town on Long Island, NY.
JUST ANNOUNCED:
Oscar's Best Picture Nominees:
Anora
The Brutalist
A Complete Unknown
Conclave
Dune: Part Two
Emilia Perez
I'm Still Here
Nickel Boys
The Substance
Wicked
Oscar's Best Picture Nominees:
Anora
The Brutalist
A Complete Unknown
Conclave
Dune: Part Two
Emilia Perez
I'm Still Here
Nickel Boys
The Substance
Wicked
January 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
JUST ANNOUNCED:
Oscar's Best Picture Nominees:
Anora
The Brutalist
A Complete Unknown
Conclave
Dune: Part Two
Emilia Perez
I'm Still Here
Nickel Boys
The Substance
Wicked
Oscar's Best Picture Nominees:
Anora
The Brutalist
A Complete Unknown
Conclave
Dune: Part Two
Emilia Perez
I'm Still Here
Nickel Boys
The Substance
Wicked
@nickwaswriting.com I remember you. I remember Cool Cat. I read it when you needed readers. About a year or two ago. Good stuff. Funny as hell.
January 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
@nickwaswriting.com I remember you. I remember Cool Cat. I read it when you needed readers. About a year or two ago. Good stuff. Funny as hell.
Screw today! Give me popcorn. I need movies. Brilliant ones. Here's my double-feature line up. Thank you, @ghostpanther.bsky.social. Pure genius.
January 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Screw today! Give me popcorn. I need movies. Brilliant ones. Here's my double-feature line up. Thank you, @ghostpanther.bsky.social. Pure genius.
The more I hear on the news, the more I need to stock up on chocolate.
January 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The more I hear on the news, the more I need to stock up on chocolate.