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(quase) bibliotecário e artista (mais ou menos)
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imzeferino.bsky.social
you've bewitched me body and soul
September 24, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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wwwmlna.bsky.social
sinto q nunca vou me recuperar da falha temporal q aconteceu na pandemia. até hoje acho que 2020 foi ano passado.
September 24, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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dailytylerjoseph.bsky.social
I DONT WANNA
September 23, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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joannechocolat.bsky.social
How to be an author, #847474993000:
Open laptop
Stare into void
Come to the conclusion that, not only is the void staring back, but that it hates your novel
Close laptop
Tea
September 23, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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chrispratt.bsky.social
September 21, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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monalisaacreana.bsky.social
pra passar no concurso dos sonhos tem que 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 estudar
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September 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM
teandflowrs.bsky.social
tô morrendo de disforia porém sem tempo irmão estamos em fim de semestre + prazo do TCC pra fim do mês
September 20, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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patodeborracha.bsky.social
esse papo de "o ser humano é o maior vírus / câncer do planeta" é fatalista e paralisante e ignora o fato de que por milhares de anos o ser humano viveu em equilíbrio com o planeta e inclusive comunidades tradicionais vivem até hoje!!!

o vírus do planeta é o capitalismo e toda a lógica exploratória
tuttigachimuchi.bsky.social tutti @tuttigachimuchi.bsky.social · Sep 14
"ai mas o ser humano é o vírus"

calma bicho, é só matar povo do agro que bota fogo e derruba floresta e mudar matriz energética. a solução é fácil, a gente só não tá motivado o suficiente
September 14, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "time to take the training weights off my penis." THe man shliffs the weight belt off his penis and drops it on the ground causing a massive thundering THOOM that cracks the earth beneath it." An onlooker stands in terrified awe and sputters "such... such power."
September 15, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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donaltopado.bsky.social
mastec + testo + faloplastia + espera alguns anos + silicone + estrogenio + vaginoplastia + espera alguns anos + mastec + testo + faloplastia
September 12, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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wassss.bsky.social
gnt eu não aguento mais não aguentar mais
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September 11, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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bexstupello.bsky.social
🚨 É OFICIAL: VAMOS TER COLLAB COM O MAIOR MAID CAFÉ DE SÃO PAULO!!!!!!!!

vai acontecer do dia 17 a 22 de setembro no chest of wonders e vocês já podem fazer reservas pra tomar o elixir do nascer do sol, versão alcoólica e não-alcoólica!!! vamos ver se ficam tão doidos quanto um *certo personagem 🗣️
September 12, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Have a lucky Friday 13th
Friday the 13th comic by War and Peas. 1. The Slutty Witch walks under a ladder. She goes, "Hehe" 2. She sees a black cat and goes, "Hehe" 3. She has broken a mirror on the floor and goes, "Hehe" 4. She looks at her calendar and it's Friday the 13th. She goes "Hehe"
September 13, 2024 at 11:06 AM
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mothcub.bsky.social
Much to appreciate.
A four panel comic. In the first panel there are two beetles. Text reads: "looking at beetles at the museum". Second panel shows a girl looking at a beetle display case. Text reads: "I thought 'ahh oh my god!!! It's so good to be alive!' Third panel shows the girl thoughtfully looking away. Text reads, "not like these beautiful guys though". Fourth panel shows the girl grinning while pointing over her shoulder back towards the beetles. Text reads, "they're dead".
September 11, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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September 11, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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iamlumina.bsky.social
o primeiro TINHA que ser esse

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September 11, 2024 at 8:07 PM
teandflowrs.bsky.social
to a 30min esperando meu orientador no corredor vou me matar
September 11, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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sasyk.bsky.social
então… o estímulo à leitura e introdução à literatura ocorrem bem antes do contato com machado de assis, na verdade. se teu primeiro contato com a literatura foi aos 15 anos lendo helena, o problema tá longe de ser a escrita do machado de assis
savagefiction.bsky.social Ale Santos @savagefiction.bsky.social · Sep 10
O @felipeneto.com.br tem razão e digo mais, além da obra de Machado não ser uma boa escolha pra iniciar novas gerações na literatura, a insistência nela significa um desprezo pela a literatura fantástica e ficção pop nacional que emergiu nos últimos anos e pode ser um caminho para o amor aos livros.
September 11, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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jaqueventurini1.bsky.social
O agro é morte!
September 11, 2024 at 10:21 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"
September 11, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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zamenza.bsky.social
Parece o mapa do INFERNO.
September 9, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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mylauram.bsky.social
A gente acorda, vê o céu cinza de fumaça, sente o pulmão fodido de fumaça, pega o ônibus e vai trabalhar

O jornal faz uma matéria de 5m sobre como o ar está insalubre e depois anuncia os nomes do rock in Rio

O capitalismo nos desumaniza. Esse sistema foi criado p normalizar o absurdo
September 11, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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savcavalcante.bsky.social
bad ending: brazil became arrakis
September 10, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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naonuncajamais.bsky.social
pra ficar inteligente tem que 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 estudar
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September 8, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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love books, love reading, love getting out of reality, love love love
September 8, 2024 at 5:54 PM