Ian Fontaine
teamslopo.bsky.social
Ian Fontaine
@teamslopo.bsky.social
I don’t know what I’m doing here but I like Columbus Crew, US Soccer, more soccer, Jimmy Buffett, dogs, Trop Rock, and being an ally for anyone in need.
Saw this wheel cover today cruising around Key West and immediately thought @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social moved to town. Can you confirm @ingo219.bsky.social ??
June 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Absolutely disgusting that the Crew front office is so ridiculously backwards.
The Crew won’t join Bluesky and has erased mentions about Soccer for All and other LGBTQ+ celebrations from their calendar.

So today, we are loons fans.

#CapyCrew | #Crew96 | #ProtectTransKids
Today and every day,

You belong here 🏳️‍⚧️

#TransDayOfVisibility
March 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Halftime of the #Crew96 #DCU game, hopped over to Instagram to see MLS actively promoting stolen art.

Horrible look for the team and league.
March 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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The full banana kit is beautiful and will always be truest visualization of #Crew96.
March 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’ve always enjoyed racing of all kinds. Open wheel, stock car, modified a, motorcycle, no matter. If it can be raced, I’d watch it.
But after that disgraceful prayer yesterday hailing #dearleader, I don’t think I can invest any more time or money into watching @nascar.com ever again. Pathetic.
March 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It won’t be long before we are in a war with ourselves along ideological lines. Those on the right are hellbent on a Christian Nationalist State while those on the left are terrorized by the idea. I don’t see a future where the right backs off that ideology which forces an armed conflict. 🧵
March 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I sure hope all of #Crew96 nation will stand up for and with whatever club’s fan base that is being told they’re not good enough. It’s not the fan base. It’s the owners.
www.indystar.com/story/opinio...

Interesting that this columnist doesn’t speculate on which team would move to Indy.

I happen to think MLS expands in 2026 when we switch to the annoying fall-spring calendar.
Warm up the Mayflower trucks. MLS is coming to Indy. | Opinion
I've seen enough. Indianapolis is getting a Major League Soccer club.
www.indystar.com
February 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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How this wasn’t a straight red to begin with I’ll never know.
MLS Disciplinary Committee suspends Chicago Fire midfielder Brian Gutiérrez for one match and issued an undisclosed fine for violent conduct at Columbus on Saturday. He will miss this weekend’s match vs D.C. United.
February 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
February 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
@thegoldenratio4.bsky.social Seems appropriate for y’all. And I feel like y’all need to be Columbus Crew fans now as a result. We don’t have any Germans on our team but we have Schmidt’s.
Let's do this, #Crew96.
February 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Truth. We couldn’t sell our section 106 tickets for $25 each. Crew tells me they’ve got a face value of $55 each.
Gonna have a pretty hard time convincing me that there is a wait list for #Crew96 season tickets when tickets for the home opener aren’t selling when they’re priced in the $20-30 range for lower bowl seats.
February 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Feliz Crewsmasaños a todos!!! #Crewsmas #Crew96 #pissonthefire
February 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’ve got two non-Nordecke seats for Saturday’s #Crew96 match. Section 106. Message me if interested!!
February 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Man if this turns out to be a fake, it completely got me. Although I did wonder why a right seater, holding short of an active runway (as it they’re #1 for departure) would be recording a measly CRJ-900.
February 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Totally normal and not fascist behavior, right? Who doesn’t want to control the arts?

apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump says he's firing Kennedy Center board of trustees members and naming himself chairman
President Donald Trump says he's firing members of the board of trustees for the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and naming himself chairman.
apnews.com
February 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This is amazing
Patreons have been seeing all the "creative" pictures I'm making in my experimental photography class, but I wanted to share this one with all of you. This is a double exposure of 'Zolá and the Milky Way that makes her look like she's made out of stars 🌌
#magicalDog
February 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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What a kick in the junk. But if this is what Cucho wants then we shouldn’t stop him. We need to be known as a club that will develop talent, have success here, and move them along as they grow. Player friendly but successful. #Crew96
Sources: The deal for Cucho Hernandez to Real Betis is around $16 million (including add ons). Columbus Crew will retain a sell-on clause.

Transfer would be a new club-record sale. Crew obviously in market for new DP forward.
🇨🇴🟡 BREAKING: Real Betis are nearing a deal to sign Cucho Hernadnez from the Columbus Crew, per sources. Pipe Sierra first reported.

Cucho, 25, led Columbus to win MLS Cup in 2023, where he was named MVP of the final. He was 2nd in MVP voting last season
www.givemesport.com/real-betis-n...
February 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
When it comes to getting the news to the people, Tom Bogert is quickly turning into the new Grant Wahl.
🟡 Sources: Columbus Crew star Cucho Hernandez wants to stay at the club, but wants a new contract. There hasn’t been an offer from Columbus.

Also: Crew rejected a bid from Botafogo, but the rumor that Cucho asked for $8m salary is not true in any way.

🤝 @pipesierra.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM