Not Ryan Larimore
@teamcargoshorts.bsky.social
To young for Crocs, too old for Tiktoks.
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I can't believe God picked Indiana.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I can't believe God picked Indiana.
The first rule of "give them bread and circuses" is *checks notes*
..."Bread."
..."Bread."
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The first rule of "give them bread and circuses" is *checks notes*
..."Bread."
..."Bread."
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I actually gasped. As a former public health reporter the MMWR is a big deal
The editors of the CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report (MMWR) were apparently fired today.
The precursor to MMWR began in 1878 to address emerging public health threats rapidly.
We are not “great” without it. We are vulnerable to threats from sporadic foodborne illness to bioterrorism.
The precursor to MMWR began in 1878 to address emerging public health threats rapidly.
We are not “great” without it. We are vulnerable to threats from sporadic foodborne illness to bioterrorism.
October 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I actually gasped. As a former public health reporter the MMWR is a big deal
Everyone's a capitalist until Bad Bunny plays the Superbowl.
September 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Everyone's a capitalist until Bad Bunny plays the Superbowl.
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ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
Uh oh
NICK CASTELLANOS WALKS IT OFF TO END THE REGULAR SEASON!
September 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Uh oh
I think "House Tour" might actually be a metaphor 🤔
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I think "House Tour" might actually be a metaphor 🤔
"Please humanize us" - Haley Robson, Epstein victim
September 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Please humanize us" - Haley Robson, Epstein victim
Happy Zombies 4 to those who celebrate.
July 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Happy Zombies 4 to those who celebrate.
I got back on Facebook after a couple years off and OMG nothing on that website is even real.
Call your boomers immediately and tell them to stay off this thing until they take a media literacy class.
Call your boomers immediately and tell them to stay off this thing until they take a media literacy class.
June 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I got back on Facebook after a couple years off and OMG nothing on that website is even real.
Call your boomers immediately and tell them to stay off this thing until they take a media literacy class.
Call your boomers immediately and tell them to stay off this thing until they take a media literacy class.
Damn, we're gonna end up at free speech camp, aren't we?
June 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Damn, we're gonna end up at free speech camp, aren't we?
Millennials love Pontiacs.
Grand Am
Sunfire
Grand Prix
Vibe
Bring 'em back!
Grand Am
Sunfire
Grand Prix
Vibe
Bring 'em back!
June 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Millennials love Pontiacs.
Grand Am
Sunfire
Grand Prix
Vibe
Bring 'em back!
Grand Am
Sunfire
Grand Prix
Vibe
Bring 'em back!
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Irony is on a slab. Parody is in ICU, alive, but braindead. Satire is but a wistful memory now.
June 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Irony is on a slab. Parody is in ICU, alive, but braindead. Satire is but a wistful memory now.
Easily the best day Sovereignty and Journalism have had in 2025.
May 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Easily the best day Sovereignty and Journalism have had in 2025.
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Since he doesn't believe in photoshop, the next sit down interview he gives should show him this picture & congratulate him on being named pope just to see his reaction. Better than 50% he makes a papal decree immediately
The official White House account. How embarrassing for the United States.
May 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Since he doesn't believe in photoshop, the next sit down interview he gives should show him this picture & congratulate him on being named pope just to see his reaction. Better than 50% he makes a papal decree immediately
Is Javy Baez a hero now?
May 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Is Javy Baez a hero now?
The last week of April is when every business you've ever given your email to sends you a reminder that your mom is dead.
April 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The last week of April is when every business you've ever given your email to sends you a reminder that your mom is dead.
Cade's miss is tough there. Missed foul also tough there.
April 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Cade's miss is tough there. Missed foul also tough there.
Can confirm.
If I’m a Pistons fan I’m irate.
April 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Can confirm.
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This is the type of thing that poorly run private companies are doing on a smaller scale constantly and a great example of why “we gotta run government like a business” is a grade-A dumb guy’s idea of what a smart guy thinks
NYT: One estimate finds that DOGE’s “firings, re-hirings, lost productivity and paid leave of thousands of workers” will actually COST taxpayers “upward of $135 billion this fiscal year.”
@nytimes.com 🤡
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...
@nytimes.com 🤡
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...
April 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This is the type of thing that poorly run private companies are doing on a smaller scale constantly and a great example of why “we gotta run government like a business” is a grade-A dumb guy’s idea of what a smart guy thinks
As long as the NFL Draft is being televised and people tune in, MLB should be banned from adding rules to speed up the game.
April 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
As long as the NFL Draft is being televised and people tune in, MLB should be banned from adding rules to speed up the game.
The Pistons learn.
April 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Pistons learn.