Bald Asshole
@teambeararms.bsky.social
Barbara Streisand Edition Bentleys
Frank is better than Back to Black because Frank sounds like a vinyl with a little bit of dust on the needle
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Frank is better than Back to Black because Frank sounds like a vinyl with a little bit of dust on the needle
Anyways, they came to snuff the rooster, but he ain’t gonna die
December 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Anyways, they came to snuff the rooster, but he ain’t gonna die
Unlocking new flavours with self derived evolution of ancient techniques
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Unlocking new flavours with self derived evolution of ancient techniques
Just know my mise is never not en place
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just know my mise is never not en place
Just know my divorce lawyer got a Christmas present
December 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just know my divorce lawyer got a Christmas present
Anyways, you can't kill God with bullets
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Anyways, you can't kill God with bullets
Just know I paid a divorce settlement out of my chequing account and it didn't stop me from dropping 20k on Jewellery this year
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Just know I paid a divorce settlement out of my chequing account and it didn't stop me from dropping 20k on Jewellery this year
The pads and cleats may age but the mind and body don't!
i think philip rivers is gonna stare down that seattle defense and take it to 'em today. young folks might not remember this, but he could really sling it back in his time. now there's one guy who really knows how to wheel and deal out there
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The pads and cleats may age but the mind and body don't!
Love when Bowen Yang is the star of an SNL sketch because I get to take a washroom break without pausing the show.
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Love when Bowen Yang is the star of an SNL sketch because I get to take a washroom break without pausing the show.
"I'm just a girl"
It's 2025 and he's listening to 808s
It's 2025 and he's listening to 808s
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"I'm just a girl"
It's 2025 and he's listening to 808s
It's 2025 and he's listening to 808s
Someone out there is seeing all those meme’s about splitting the date 50/50 vs splitting the divorce 50/50 after only having got 3% in the divorce. Love a story with a happy ending.
December 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Someone out there is seeing all those meme’s about splitting the date 50/50 vs splitting the divorce 50/50 after only having got 3% in the divorce. Love a story with a happy ending.
What do people do for New Years these days when they don’t have to spend it locked in a room for 18 hours straight to get away from their abusive spouse?
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What do people do for New Years these days when they don’t have to spend it locked in a room for 18 hours straight to get away from their abusive spouse?
Why do we as a society allow meetings to have firm start times but flexible end times
December 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Why do we as a society allow meetings to have firm start times but flexible end times
You move in quarter zips I’m movin quarters and zips
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You move in quarter zips I’m movin quarters and zips
Congrats to Lando Norris joining the ranks of Jenson Button and Jacques Villeneuve
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Congrats to Lando Norris joining the ranks of Jenson Button and Jacques Villeneuve
Domestic Abuse victims can have a little mid-life crisis, as a treat
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Domestic Abuse victims can have a little mid-life crisis, as a treat
Getting scalding hot chocolate thrown out the window at me when homeowners realize I’m Christmas carolling Primus
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Getting scalding hot chocolate thrown out the window at me when homeowners realize I’m Christmas carolling Primus
Shoutout Arthur Ashe 🫡
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Shoutout Arthur Ashe 🫡
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7pm on a Friday gotta be top 3 worst times for a work related event to start
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
7pm on a Friday gotta be top 3 worst times for a work related event to start
I’m in the hood like a gentile
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I’m in the hood like a gentile
Utah Shakers
New Orleans Jazz is perfect. I’m trying to think of something a little better for Utah.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Utah Shakers
Trying to figure out how I will get though this Christmas without a woman to buy me 1 pair of boot trees to share between my 3 pairs of boots
(She didn’t want to spend more than $75 on me)
(She had previously gotten a diamond tennis bracelet for Christmas)
(She didn’t want to spend more than $75 on me)
(She had previously gotten a diamond tennis bracelet for Christmas)
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Trying to figure out how I will get though this Christmas without a woman to buy me 1 pair of boot trees to share between my 3 pairs of boots
(She didn’t want to spend more than $75 on me)
(She had previously gotten a diamond tennis bracelet for Christmas)
(She didn’t want to spend more than $75 on me)
(She had previously gotten a diamond tennis bracelet for Christmas)
Too much of the sad boy R&B is about taking the blame.
We need more she's the problem R&B.
We need more she's the problem R&B.
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Too much of the sad boy R&B is about taking the blame.
We need more she's the problem R&B.
We need more she's the problem R&B.