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There is much to admire about the US but your health care system is stuffed. How access to free health care can't be seen as a benefit of paying tax is beyond me. How keeping people healthy and able to work is seen as "socialism" is bizarre. Is the killing defendable? No. Understandable? Yes

Gilligan's Island had me over estimating the uses of coconuts.

Would probably have supported RFK jr for president as well. A re-recorded version of "I ate a walrus"

Is it because it's built around something NOT happening rather than something happening? A disaster version of a Beckett play perhaps?

Surely those working at news.com.au, even those doing it just to pay the rent as they struggle to get a foothold (or more likely even those who are just AI algorithms) must have a little voice somewhere in their hearts saying, "What the hell am I doing with my life...."

Well... the first step would be owning orange pants.

This was in a rental property in Moonee Ponds

Yes, hello police? I'd like to report a crime...

Dr Snuggles was great!

Sounds like a shit remake of Grandmaster Flash...
"We’ve got people locked up for tweets and paedophiles walking the streets... Don't push my cos I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my hedge."

Sweet Jesus. That is terrifying

The wallpaper has probably aged better than me! 25 years of teaching, 3 kids and emergency services work takes its toll.

Some really top drawer independents in National seats would improve the lives of country people - and Australia as a whole.

MPs who actually understand climate change is killing rural areas, MPs not working for the interests of mining companies.

MPs who can use their vote as a balance of power

It seems to me that if Peta Credlin comes out in your defence then you are pretty much cooked as a decent human being.

There is mystery in a carrot....