How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

A Bin Chicken in its Native Habitat

Thinking of shake and bake colonies to escape from Earth. Surely a barely breathable atmosphere on a frozen rock would be preferable to what's happening very soon

Why is it that every time Unisoft write a female character, they write them to be complete morons? Doing something incredibly stupid that gets them and the ones they love killed? Watchdogs, AC Unity, Black Flag, Shadows. It's as if the misogynist claims are true.

Concentrated sad being channelled into the breathing tubes of all subway commuters

Why do ambulances in Vietnam have their names written backwards?

Quotes from my newly wed wife: Why did your marry me after school.

Quotes from my newly wed wife: Why did you marry me you evil man

Sometimes all you need is a walk on the beach with your loved ones while poking the dead cuttlefish and asking 'that's a funky looking squid'

Me waiting for people to start a conversation with me because I want to talk to them but have no idea what to say

Does anyone wish the US Military's 'Life inside a kitchen' videos ever show the actual cooking and serving process in the kitchen without 85% of the video being a script about how they train and educate these 'culinary specialists' and not about the actual cooking?

Oh, and the repeated scripts.

Asking students to put their validations inside their research booklet and seeing half of them scattered on the floor. My hopes for the future generations keep getting lower somehow.

Last 3 weeks of term. I've got assessments to mark, the kids are struggling to care. We're all locked in here together.