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THECapedCaper
@tccschreiner.bsky.social
Dad, gamer, movie lover. I have opinions.

Ska defines who I am as a person and I will not turn my back on ska.

Level 39. Cishet, he/him. Doing my best here.
Do the dishes fucko
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The look on this man's face. Jesus Christ.
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
She definitely used ChatGPT to write a line that was edgy, but in a way that an mid-2000's emo teenager would find something edgy.
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It’s crazy that people keep buying these massive open world games and dip out of them tbh
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Is it crazy windy out there today? Why'd they go for two instead of just tying the game?
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Goddammit they're gonna reboot this show aren't they
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reposted by THECapedCaper
I want boring government that works! I want policies that ensure everyone has the same chances I had, allowing you to succeed or fail on your own merits, and if you fail, you’re not abandoned on the streets, but you get to brush yourself off and try again!

I want the American dream for everyone.
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
bro what
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
On paperback.
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You may gag at the idea, but the Graeter's Skyline Spice ice cream absolutely slaps--it tastes like a horchata ice cream--and I would absolutely try that spice mix in a cinnamon roll type pastry.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You’ve had FIFTEEN YEARS
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Yeah but nobody gets an A in Mom!
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Lore time.

My parents met in college. My mom was his Spanish professor. When I unearthed his college transcripts (after he scolded me for a 3.0 GPA), I discovered the only A’s he got in college were in Phys Ed courses and my mom’s class.

Anyway he walked into a good job straight of college in ‘81.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Lore time.

My parents met in college. My mom was his Spanish professor. When I unearthed his college transcripts (after he scolded me for a 3.0 GPA), I discovered the only A’s he got in college were in Phys Ed courses and my mom’s class.

Anyway he walked into a good job straight of college in ‘81.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“And you do not have a small penis.”
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
He does post about video games, after he's paid someone to boost his account of course.
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Found Elon's dating profile
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
hi yooberz im dad
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A Squid Games for Mr. Beast is exactly what he would want. What he deserves from Ms. Rachel is to be chained to a bathtub like in Saw but he’s only allowed to leave once he’s learned empathy and agrees to never subject desperate people to weird 90 day challenges again.
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM