Too Beautiful To Live
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A daily podcast, featuring your best imaginary radio friends Luke Burbank & Andrew “Fingers” Walsh. tbtl.net
Will you please stop.
Will you please stop.
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I’m a sucker for a Baroque/Broke pun and boy did I fully laugh out loud when I saw the name of the new TBTL episode. Thanks bros @lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m a sucker for a Baroque/Broke pun and boy did I fully laugh out loud when I saw the name of the new TBTL episode. Thanks bros @lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social
Did you know that the TBTL Newsletter now has an online archive? Did you know that the latest edition of the newsletter just dropped? Did you know that Aragorn drives a speeder bike? All this and more at TBTL.net!
TBTL Newsletter — TBTL
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October 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Did you know that the TBTL Newsletter now has an online archive? Did you know that the latest edition of the newsletter just dropped? Did you know that Aragorn drives a speeder bike? All this and more at TBTL.net!
We're going to see if we can wrangle Luke's mom onto the show tomorrow (Friday.) Do you have any questions you'd like us to ask Susie B.? Post them here or email luke@tbtl.net.
Also, here's today's ep:
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4572
Also, here's today's ep:
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4572
#4572 Corny On Main — TBTL
Luke missed most of the Mariners game yesterday; Andrew wasn’t so lucky. They also discuss a questionable TV commercial that seems to encourage human/buffalo romance and Luke’s childhood memories of r...
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October 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We're going to see if we can wrangle Luke's mom onto the show tomorrow (Friday.) Do you have any questions you'd like us to ask Susie B.? Post them here or email luke@tbtl.net.
Also, here's today's ep:
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4572
Also, here's today's ep:
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4572
After turning in a 2+ hour beast yesterday, we felt it would be proper to release a more dignified 70 minute podcast today. You can listen to most of it before the Mariners game starts!
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4570
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4570
#4570 Deuces With Dignity — TBTL
Luke is confused over the decision by the now-famous “Crying Mariners Fan” to wear a Savannah Bananas hat at an M’s playoff game. He and Andrew also discuss an A.I.-generated song that has both of the...
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October 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
After turning in a 2+ hour beast yesterday, we felt it would be proper to release a more dignified 70 minute podcast today. You can listen to most of it before the Mariners game starts!
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4570
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4570
I just realized that I accidentally deleted the entire second half of today's podcast before uploading it. That's no good! I just re-uploaded it and the full version should be in your podcast feed momentarily. Sorry for the confusion! (And for ghosting on Bluesky for the past month...)
#4565 One Abbey After Another — TBTL
Andrew narrowly avoided getting into a fight in a barroom bathroom this weekend. Luke somehow slipped into a wormhole and lost a chunk of time in the Portland airport. And a listener’s dog learns to p...
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October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I just realized that I accidentally deleted the entire second half of today's podcast before uploading it. That's no good! I just re-uploaded it and the full version should be in your podcast feed momentarily. Sorry for the confusion! (And for ghosting on Bluesky for the past month...)
Some shows just *feel* like Friday shows. Like the ones where we accidentally talk about the TV show "Dinosaurs" for far too long.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4543
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4543
#4543 Steamboat Dinosaur — TBTL
Andrew had a dream involving a public toilet. A very public toilet. Plus, Luke is learning about the birds and the bees -- specifically, the humming birds and the yellow jackets that are harassing t...
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August 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Some shows just *feel* like Friday shows. Like the ones where we accidentally talk about the TV show "Dinosaurs" for far too long.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4543
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4543
Dear TBTL Newsletter Readers,
There will be no newsletter in your inbox today. But it'll be back next Friday, with all the time-wastyness you've come to expect.
Sincerely,
The TBTL Newsletter Writers
PS -- We do have a new episode for you: www.tbtl.net/episodes/4538
There will be no newsletter in your inbox today. But it'll be back next Friday, with all the time-wastyness you've come to expect.
Sincerely,
The TBTL Newsletter Writers
PS -- We do have a new episode for you: www.tbtl.net/episodes/4538
#4538 Hot August Days — TBTL
Luke has some major outdoor organizing projects to take care of in the hot hot heat today. Andrew’s current organizing project is slightly less…rugged. Plus, Luke drove by the new In & Out burger ...
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August 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dear TBTL Newsletter Readers,
There will be no newsletter in your inbox today. But it'll be back next Friday, with all the time-wastyness you've come to expect.
Sincerely,
The TBTL Newsletter Writers
PS -- We do have a new episode for you: www.tbtl.net/episodes/4538
There will be no newsletter in your inbox today. But it'll be back next Friday, with all the time-wastyness you've come to expect.
Sincerely,
The TBTL Newsletter Writers
PS -- We do have a new episode for you: www.tbtl.net/episodes/4538
We promise, Andrew is safe.
August 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We promise, Andrew is safe.
I almost convinced Luke to explain the birds and the bees to me on today's episode. Almost.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4527
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4527
#4527 The World’s Longest Dad Joke — TBTL
Andrew saw a concerning post on Bluesky that has him worried about the future of his favorite thermostat. He and Luke also check-in on the TBTL voicemail line again, where they have messages concernin...
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August 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I almost convinced Luke to explain the birds and the bees to me on today's episode. Almost.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4527
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4527
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Hey @tbtl.net Tens! Join me for another Tens Give Back opportunity on 9/27 at Food Lifeline. Meet Tens, Elevens and Fives while doing something good for the Seattle community. Sign up at foodlifeline.volunteerhub.com/vv2/lp/tbtlt...
August 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hey @tbtl.net Tens! Join me for another Tens Give Back opportunity on 9/27 at Food Lifeline. Meet Tens, Elevens and Fives while doing something good for the Seattle community. Sign up at foodlifeline.volunteerhub.com/vv2/lp/tbtlt...
The TBTL voicemail line is overflowing with your calls. Today, Luke and I do something about it.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4524
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4524
#4524 Kirst Almighty — TBTL
The TBTL voicemail line has been filling up, so Luke and Andrew invent a fun way to listen to as many listener messages as possible.
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August 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The TBTL voicemail line is overflowing with your calls. Today, Luke and I do something about it.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4524
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4524
Luke had something confiscated by the TSA today, and it's all Andrew's fault.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4523
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4523
#4523 The Dankest Generation — TBTL
Luke had a personal item confiscated by the TSA this morning, and it’s all Andrew’s fault. They also learn that Luke has apparently entered the Brain Rot Internet, whatever that is.
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August 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Luke had something confiscated by the TSA today, and it's all Andrew's fault.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4523
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4523
One of our TBTL Junior Sluggers is up for a big award! Please vote for Armani early and often:
athleteoftheyear.org/2025/armani-...
athleteoftheyear.org/2025/armani-...
Vote for Armani to be featured in a 3BRAND ad in Sports Illustrated and win $25,000!
Armani Has An Unmatched Hustle, And A Heart Full Of Teamwork. He Leads By Example On And Off The Field.
athleteoftheyear.org
July 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
One of our TBTL Junior Sluggers is up for a big award! Please vote for Armani early and often:
athleteoftheyear.org/2025/armani-...
athleteoftheyear.org/2025/armani-...
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Breakfast with Bob comes on around 9 p.m. here in Australia.
You can tell Bob he has a new most distant listener.
You can tell Bob he has a new most distant listener.
July 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Breakfast with Bob comes on around 9 p.m. here in Australia.
You can tell Bob he has a new most distant listener.
You can tell Bob he has a new most distant listener.
Hello, Friendos! We're fifteen minutes away from going live for Day 2 of the TBTL-a-Thon from Friendship, Wisconsin!
Watch/listen live at tbtl.net and YouTube! We're also taking your calls at 206-414-8285.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okgs...
Watch/listen live at tbtl.net and YouTube! We're also taking your calls at 206-414-8285.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okgs...
TBTL-a-Thon Day 2 From Friendship, WI (Tuesday)
YouTube video by TBTL
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July 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hello, Friendos! We're fifteen minutes away from going live for Day 2 of the TBTL-a-Thon from Friendship, Wisconsin!
Watch/listen live at tbtl.net and YouTube! We're also taking your calls at 206-414-8285.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okgs...
Watch/listen live at tbtl.net and YouTube! We're also taking your calls at 206-414-8285.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okgs...
Big day over here at TBTL!
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4513
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4513
#4513 The Man Who Brought The Rock N Roll Edge To The Chipmunks — TBTL
It’s a big day on TBTL! Jon joins Luke and Andrew to finally unveil this year’s TBTL-a-Thon theme and thank-you gifts! They also discuss CBS’s suspicious cancelling of The Late Show with Stephen Colbe...
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July 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Big day over here at TBTL!
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4513
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4513
I know it's only Wednesday, but we're very excited for Friday's show. For what it's worth.
July 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I know it's only Wednesday, but we're very excited for Friday's show. For what it's worth.
For those of you who like 2-hour episodes, we have a little gift for you.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4510
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4510
July 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
For those of you who like 2-hour episodes, we have a little gift for you.
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4510
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4510
A lot of people come up to me and say, "Hey Andrew! Did you guys record an episode of TBTL today?" And I say, "Of course we did." And then I hand them this link:
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4506
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4506
#4506 Fantasize Mas — TBTL
Luke went into the lion’s den of Yankees stadium yesterday and had one heck of an adventure. And Andrew has questions about the folks who knocked on his front door during his lunch break yesterday.&nb...
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July 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
A lot of people come up to me and say, "Hey Andrew! Did you guys record an episode of TBTL today?" And I say, "Of course we did." And then I hand them this link:
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4506
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4506
Winner, winner, Big Mac dinner. Luke crushes the one minute Big Mac challenge.
July 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Winner, winner, Big Mac dinner. Luke crushes the one minute Big Mac challenge.
TBTL, asking the right questions.
July 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
TBTL, asking the right questions.
The billboard is up. So is today's episode!
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4496
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4496
June 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The billboard is up. So is today's episode!
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4496
www.tbtl.net/episodes/4496