I’m not going to the X hellworld to check, so I’m just going to assume Laura Loomer saw this and shit a kitten…
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’m not going to the X hellworld to check, so I’m just going to assume Laura Loomer saw this and shit a kitten…
I am in Austin on “bidness” as they say in the native patois and I guess they were expecting me because I was greeted at the airport with a sign
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I am in Austin on “bidness” as they say in the native patois and I guess they were expecting me because I was greeted at the airport with a sign
Kai Trump playing baseball: “I made good throws, just to the wrong bases.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Kai Trump playing baseball: “I made good throws, just to the wrong bases.”
Only Chunky Kayleigh McEnany* would think bringing up the press doing wall-to-wall coverage of her boss being a pedophile, a shitty businessman and that his pals think he‘s almost to stupid to operate a doorknob is something she should alert people about.
*Thanks, Ross Douthat
*Thanks, Ross Douthat
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Only Chunky Kayleigh McEnany* would think bringing up the press doing wall-to-wall coverage of her boss being a pedophile, a shitty businessman and that his pals think he‘s almost to stupid to operate a doorknob is something she should alert people about.
*Thanks, Ross Douthat
*Thanks, Ross Douthat
He just cut out the middlemen:
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
He just cut out the middlemen:
“Breaking news: I am the first…”
Got the important stuff out of the way right away..
Got the important stuff out of the way right away..
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“Breaking news: I am the first…”
Got the important stuff out of the way right away..
Got the important stuff out of the way right away..
Please show some appreciation for the editors at @theguardian.com for the headline, photo choice and accompanying caption.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Please show some appreciation for the editors at @theguardian.com for the headline, photo choice and accompanying caption.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Just discovered one of the women Douthat used to prove that gals need to maybe smile more and talk less in the office is Explainin’ Helen of NRO fame.
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just discovered one of the women Douthat used to prove that gals need to maybe smile more and talk less in the office is Explainin’ Helen of NRO fame.
There should be a mandatory disclaimer any time Ross Douthat discusses women that includes his ”chunkier Reese Witherspoon“ recollection where he admits assertive women make his dick softer than Cool Whip.
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
There should be a mandatory disclaimer any time Ross Douthat discusses women that includes his ”chunkier Reese Witherspoon“ recollection where he admits assertive women make his dick softer than Cool Whip.
We adopted Ripley on Nov. 1, 2018 after he was rescued off the streets of Hemet and we kind of made it his birthday. Best guess is he is about 10 now and he has been the best of boys as he has aged gracefully from the day we got him till this day…
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We adopted Ripley on Nov. 1, 2018 after he was rescued off the streets of Hemet and we kind of made it his birthday. Best guess is he is about 10 now and he has been the best of boys as he has aged gracefully from the day we got him till this day…
And another trip to the North Shore cancelled because of Ripley health issues. This time, advanced osteoarthritis in his shoulders which has necessitated visits to overnight emergency and the vet. For the duration, as we get the pain under control, he has to be carried everywhere.
Heat and meds...
Heat and meds...
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
And another trip to the North Shore cancelled because of Ripley health issues. This time, advanced osteoarthritis in his shoulders which has necessitated visits to overnight emergency and the vet. For the duration, as we get the pain under control, he has to be carried everywhere.
Heat and meds...
Heat and meds...
Here is a picture of Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé and a heavily drooling Ripley just to break things up.
It’s been a damn long week.
It’s been a damn long week.
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Here is a picture of Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé and a heavily drooling Ripley just to break things up.
It’s been a damn long week.
It’s been a damn long week.
New campaign manager: “Our research shows we may lose some soccer moms, but we’ll make it up in Joe Rogan listeners.…”
October 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
New campaign manager: “Our research shows we may lose some soccer moms, but we’ll make it up in Joe Rogan listeners.…”
By this time tomorrow he’ll be trying to explain why the bodies of 8 missing hitchhikers were found in a mass grave under a pile of oyster shells in his backyard.
October 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
By this time tomorrow he’ll be trying to explain why the bodies of 8 missing hitchhikers were found in a mass grave under a pile of oyster shells in his backyard.
Graham Platner: “Okay, I got my so-called ‘Nazi tattoo’ altered into a super cool Native American symbol representing the four winds. Pretty sick, right? Crisis averted. Now who wants to go out for Jägermeister shots on me to celebrate?”
October 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Graham Platner: “Okay, I got my so-called ‘Nazi tattoo’ altered into a super cool Native American symbol representing the four winds. Pretty sick, right? Crisis averted. Now who wants to go out for Jägermeister shots on me to celebrate?”
If I had a friend who flunked out of ICE academy because he wasn’t fit enough to run down, tackle and arrest a 4’10” 85-pound abuelita manning a tamale cart, I’d never fucking let him forget it.
Then again, I’d never be friends with a Nazi.
Then again, I’d never be friends with a Nazi.
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If I had a friend who flunked out of ICE academy because he wasn’t fit enough to run down, tackle and arrest a 4’10” 85-pound abuelita manning a tamale cart, I’d never fucking let him forget it.
Then again, I’d never be friends with a Nazi.
Then again, I’d never be friends with a Nazi.
Good luck with this. Nitwit.
October 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Good luck with this. Nitwit.
Two blocks from my house, my America-hating neighbors are doing an antifa:
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Two blocks from my house, my America-hating neighbors are doing an antifa: