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Taylor
@tayjan.bsky.social
I kinda just exist, passionate about education and video games. Spend most of my time as @lunamothwings' left wing, He/Him
Of all films for The Simpsons to spoof, I wasn't expecting a Trap spoof about ticket scalpers
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
In this era of 6 episodes of a show released every 4 years, I find it absolutely crazy the first simpsons episode is a christmas special!
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Ahhhh! Our friends at @finitereflect.bsky.social have launched the steam page for their next project!

I've been excited for this since @kiniperson.bsky.social mentioned redwall vibes and it looks so brilliant so check it out yourself!

store.steampowered.com/app/1188410/...
Mouseward on Steam
Take up your sword and uncover the secrets of a cursed kingdom in this soulslike collectathon. Awaken as a Royal Mouse Guard, master combat, defeat foes and search for celestial fragments to restore a...
store.steampowered.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Bluesky seems to think I'm into gay bears and pups, and my tiktok algorithm thinks I'm a transfem lesbian, but I'm just a lil cis-het guy who wants to read about movies, books, video games, and politics.
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Biggest mistake of my day was forgetting to put my book in my bag to go to the hospital
October 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Bolts on my chair back snapped, solution? Copious amounts of twine!
October 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
After only doing a few streams before maxing out at 3 hours, going 5 hours today has knocked me on my arse I feel exhausted wtf
September 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
People getting 'Noone Mourns the Wicked' to the top of the charts as part of the Charlie Kirk stuff really showing their arses...

That song is pro Elpheba and her being misunderstood, Kirk actually was a piece of shit!
September 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I didn't know much about Kai Cenat other than that he's really popular, so imagine my surprise when I find out his 'Mafiathon' subathons don't actually involve him playing the video games in the Mafia series
September 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You know the illness is hitting hard when you're in bed at half 9 when normally you'd be up til 1 in the morning happily
September 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A pirates life for we
August 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I know it was a bank holiday this past weekend but the fact Boots have been consistently fulfilling my prescription on the final day is incredibly awkward. Like, what are we supposed to do if we're going away for the weekend or something?
August 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Highlight of ONL for me was definitely Dawn of War 4. Dark Crusade has always held a special place in my heart so seeing that on my screen made me happy
August 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I just watched a girl do a line off of the crust of her pizza... Okay Bristol
August 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If we can't stop the massive overreach of the 'Online Safety Act' I support a concerted effort to provide random hedge porn as we used to get it 20 years ago
July 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Been watching Star Trek Discovery for the past couple of weeks and I seriously can't get my head around people complaining about it? I've really enjoyed it so far! I really like the cast and the storylines have been exciting but also grounded in character moments.
July 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Bring Her Back (2025) - one of the bloodiest films i've seen lately that doesn't stray into torture porn, its emotional drama feels more in line with a domestic thriller for most of its run time although the ghosts are very disturbing and the consequences very real

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
July 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I wouldn't bother to see all the films I do if I didn't have Limitless but Fantastic Four is so atrociously bad. I hated Deadpool and wolverine but this had less going for it than that.

The only good thing was the aesthetic but everything else was just bad
July 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If they invent a way to selectively remove memories, I'll remove Disco Elysium from my mind so I can play it again for the first time
July 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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For anyone looking for non-woke and non-political alternatives to GDQ, I present two:

a) Work long and hard to stop being a hateful joyless fuck

or

b) Eat dirt you hateful joyless fuck
July 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Real chuffed with this Too Good To Go pickup, all for £3.39 and SO MUCH FRUIT for SUCH GOOD VALUE!

Gonna get so many vitamins!
July 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Considering my own socials have always been slop I just chat shit on vaguely and randomly, it's been interesting learning about the ins and outs of running them more intentionally and professionally. It's hard work! Socials people really do know their shit!
July 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs (hard mode, no SW, ST or LOTR)

I may be a big of a snobby fuck when it comes to movies but I don't think there's anything I've watched as much as School of Rock (2003)
June 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Riccotta flatbread topped with marinara, slices of portobello mushrooms, and mozerella
June 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
'Do you wank better when you feel a sense of guilt about it? You might like this silent hill porn parody!' - @lunamothwings.com talking about this image
in light of recent promotional images, i'll also make a promise to wear a decent wig 😬

they really don't pay their costume departments anymore do they
June 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM