Tanja ✨
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Tanja ✨
@taycee591.bsky.social
it's pronounced tanya.

34. london uk. professional dog walker, sitter & trainer. audhd. criminal minds enthusiast. wannabe actor.

🇨🇭 🇬🇧 🏳️‍🌈 🐶 🎮 🎨 🎬 🎭 🏃🏻‍♀️ 📚 🎶 🧗🏻‍♀️ 🫶🏻 ✨
FUCK ASS SEAGULL STOLE MY ICE CREAM #Brighton
August 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
TAYLOR SWIFT IS ENGAGED.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

TAYLOR AND TRAVIS ARE ENGAGED. 🗣️🗣️🗣️
August 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I have no patience for old misogynistic farts in my replies in 2025 🙃🤣

(this was on a post about an experienced American driver failing the UK driving test with like 6 major faults in an automatic)
July 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
NEW CAR WHO DIS 😭❤️
June 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
having to be on a train with no aircon on the hottest day of the year means you bring a frozen cold pack with you for extra British dramatic-ness 🤣🥵

#UKheatwave #ItsHotAsHellOutHere
June 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
UMM I'M SORRY

the shirt??
the song???
the caption????

MISS ANDREA JOY COOK

STOP IT 😭😭❤️

#CriminalMinds #CriminalMindsEvolution #Jemily #WHATISGOINGON #AJCook
June 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
me during and after every single episode of #CriminalMinds S18 so far (it's SO GOOD but damn it's emotional and just... a lot)
May 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I was today years old when I learned that Mario and Luigi are TWINS?!?
May 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I love when people loudly and wrongly try to correct you, and then you get back to them with receipts 🤣

a quick Google search would have saved him the embarrassment 🥰
May 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
my housemates got a new dog after their previous one passed away at 13.5 years last month.

meet 7yo Margo 🥹

her ears are ready to receive extraterrestrial communication 📡
May 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I apologise for who I am about to become while the new season of #CriminalMinds is being released week by week.

idk if muting tags is a thing on here but if it is, and you don't care about CM or don't want spoilers, I suggest you mute the #CriminalMinds tag (or my account every Thu/Fri) 🫡😅
May 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
bro I was already crying because money is super tight and I'm struggling so bad and then I get this message 😭

I'm at my limit, man
May 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
you literally cannot make this shit up I'm telling y'all 😭😭

also the irony of him calling criminals sith lords while holding a red light saber 💀 like he's not wrong but does he know that?!
May 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
when you packed for the dogsit during the heatwave 3 days ago and now you have to walk this dog in the cold and rain in your shorts with no raincoat 🥴🤣

ahh, England...
May 5, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I'm having a really bad mental health day being unable to function without my meds so I lay down on the sofa and put some NCIS on to regulate and doggo decided to come up and be little spoon. it's helping. 🥺
May 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
absolutely no concept of personal space

#dogsitting #sendhelp #itstoowarmtocuddle
May 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
you know it's bad when your 75 year old Swiss dad starts spending you memes about... that guy.
May 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
ngl having been part of this moment altered my brain chemistry forever.

the echo of 92,000 people screaming this bridge at the top of their lungs was absolutely insane.

London N7 // 19 August 2024

#TSTheErasTour #TSMWEL #TheErasTour #TTPD #TheTorturedPoetsDepartment
April 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
happy "omg did you go on holiday?" - "no I just work outdoors" season to me 😂

#cheekytan #dogwalking
April 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I feel attacked only because it's true
April 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"this job takes... a lot. but you know what it gives? it gives me.... you."

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#CriminalMinds 17x06
April 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I love that Mekhai has a bigger role in #CriminalMinds Evolution and I love that he's mainly in the episodes his mum directs because she said that to protect him he's not allowed to act unless it's with her until he's an adult.

also, AJ really just said copy & paste for this kid.
April 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I absolutely love the differences between characters and the actors who play them.

case in point:

#CriminalMinds Emily Prentiss is an absolute hardass who's mostly serious and deadpan...

...and then you have Paget Brewster who regularly delights me with notifications for tweets like this:
April 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
this scene makes me extra sad because AJ's husband in real life had cancer (but thankfully beat it) 🥺

#CriminalMinds 16x04
April 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
holy fuck I'm so excited for this season, it looks so good!!!

also JJ's 🎶 I'm a badass 🎶 will be on an endless loop in my brain for the foreseeable future 👌🏻😂

#CriminalMinds #CriminalMindsEvolution
April 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM