Tanja ✨
@taycee591.bsky.social
it's pronounced tanya.
34. london uk. professional dog walker, sitter & trainer. audhd. criminal minds enthusiast. wannabe actor.
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34. london uk. professional dog walker, sitter & trainer. audhd. criminal minds enthusiast. wannabe actor.
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I'm honestly over people who are so desperate to tell others that whatever they like sucks. like if you don't like Taylor Swift then those posts aren't for or about you, you don't need to make them about you, just scroll past and let people enjoy what they enjoy. fuck off and stop killing the vibe.
October 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm honestly over people who are so desperate to tell others that whatever they like sucks. like if you don't like Taylor Swift then those posts aren't for or about you, you don't need to make them about you, just scroll past and let people enjoy what they enjoy. fuck off and stop killing the vibe.
here's a question to all phone/keyboard/emoji developers.
why tf is it not possible yet to favourite emojis?
my most recent are never the ones I use the most, and sometimes an emoji I used ONCE 5 months ago just stays in there for life.
please just let us mark emojis as favourites I beg 😭
why tf is it not possible yet to favourite emojis?
my most recent are never the ones I use the most, and sometimes an emoji I used ONCE 5 months ago just stays in there for life.
please just let us mark emojis as favourites I beg 😭
August 29, 2025 at 8:59 AM
here's a question to all phone/keyboard/emoji developers.
why tf is it not possible yet to favourite emojis?
my most recent are never the ones I use the most, and sometimes an emoji I used ONCE 5 months ago just stays in there for life.
please just let us mark emojis as favourites I beg 😭
why tf is it not possible yet to favourite emojis?
my most recent are never the ones I use the most, and sometimes an emoji I used ONCE 5 months ago just stays in there for life.
please just let us mark emojis as favourites I beg 😭
TAYLOR SWIFT IS ENGAGED.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
TAYLOR AND TRAVIS ARE ENGAGED. 🗣️🗣️🗣️
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
TAYLOR AND TRAVIS ARE ENGAGED. 🗣️🗣️🗣️
August 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
TAYLOR SWIFT IS ENGAGED.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
TAYLOR AND TRAVIS ARE ENGAGED. 🗣️🗣️🗣️
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
TAYLOR AND TRAVIS ARE ENGAGED. 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I know I didn't just hear an 8yo say "I'm not scared, you're limiting my resources!" to his friend 😭 what even are these kids lmao
July 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I know I didn't just hear an 8yo say "I'm not scared, you're limiting my resources!" to his friend 😭 what even are these kids lmao
I have no patience for old misogynistic farts in my replies in 2025 🙃🤣
(this was on a post about an experienced American driver failing the UK driving test with like 6 major faults in an automatic)
(this was on a post about an experienced American driver failing the UK driving test with like 6 major faults in an automatic)
July 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I have no patience for old misogynistic farts in my replies in 2025 🙃🤣
(this was on a post about an experienced American driver failing the UK driving test with like 6 major faults in an automatic)
(this was on a post about an experienced American driver failing the UK driving test with like 6 major faults in an automatic)
day 1 of driving on my own went great btw.
couldn't get GoogleMaps to work, almost reversed into someone's car, did random detours bc I was too scared to turn right, & got beeped at by 2-3 different people.
nothing horrible happened but now I can't stop crying because I got so stressed out lmao
couldn't get GoogleMaps to work, almost reversed into someone's car, did random detours bc I was too scared to turn right, & got beeped at by 2-3 different people.
nothing horrible happened but now I can't stop crying because I got so stressed out lmao
June 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
day 1 of driving on my own went great btw.
couldn't get GoogleMaps to work, almost reversed into someone's car, did random detours bc I was too scared to turn right, & got beeped at by 2-3 different people.
nothing horrible happened but now I can't stop crying because I got so stressed out lmao
couldn't get GoogleMaps to work, almost reversed into someone's car, did random detours bc I was too scared to turn right, & got beeped at by 2-3 different people.
nothing horrible happened but now I can't stop crying because I got so stressed out lmao
a guy just asked if there was aircon on this train 😂 bless you, sir, is this your first summer in the UK? 🥲
#UKheatwave
#UKheatwave
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
a guy just asked if there was aircon on this train 😂 bless you, sir, is this your first summer in the UK? 🥲
#UKheatwave
#UKheatwave
having to be on a train with no aircon on the hottest day of the year means you bring a frozen cold pack with you for extra British dramatic-ness 🤣🥵
#UKheatwave #ItsHotAsHellOutHere
#UKheatwave #ItsHotAsHellOutHere
June 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
having to be on a train with no aircon on the hottest day of the year means you bring a frozen cold pack with you for extra British dramatic-ness 🤣🥵
#UKheatwave #ItsHotAsHellOutHere
#UKheatwave #ItsHotAsHellOutHere
I only went and passed my driving test first time 🚗 🙌🏻
I feel like such an adult.
I feel like such an adult.
June 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I only went and passed my driving test first time 🚗 🙌🏻
I feel like such an adult.
I feel like such an adult.
me walking to the store in the heat because healthy me did the shopping the other day and now fat me needs a snack 💔
a woman in shorts is walking through a desert .
ALT: a woman in shorts is walking through a desert .
media.tenor.com
June 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
me walking to the store in the heat because healthy me did the shopping the other day and now fat me needs a snack 💔
when the week of the heatwave coincides with the week of your period and the week of your driving test and the week you run out of stimulant medication 💀
everyone get tf out of my way because I be raging lol
everyone get tf out of my way because I be raging lol
June 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
when the week of the heatwave coincides with the week of your period and the week of your driving test and the week you run out of stimulant medication 💀
everyone get tf out of my way because I be raging lol
everyone get tf out of my way because I be raging lol
omg a guy drove past me in a work van, parked by his client's, walked towards me and was like "I thought you were really attractive & was wondering if I could have your name & number" 😳
told him I was 🏳️🌈 and he was really respectful though slightly embarrassed.
this has never happened to me before😂
told him I was 🏳️🌈 and he was really respectful though slightly embarrassed.
this has never happened to me before😂
June 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
omg a guy drove past me in a work van, parked by his client's, walked towards me and was like "I thought you were really attractive & was wondering if I could have your name & number" 😳
told him I was 🏳️🌈 and he was really respectful though slightly embarrassed.
this has never happened to me before😂
told him I was 🏳️🌈 and he was really respectful though slightly embarrassed.
this has never happened to me before😂
welp I just spectacularly failed my first mock driving test 13 days before the real thing and now I've lost all my confidence 🫠🥲
like I suddenly made mistakes I've never made before and racked up 8 major faults in 45mins 😭😭😭
like I suddenly made mistakes I've never made before and racked up 8 major faults in 45mins 😭😭😭
June 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
welp I just spectacularly failed my first mock driving test 13 days before the real thing and now I've lost all my confidence 🫠🥲
like I suddenly made mistakes I've never made before and racked up 8 major faults in 45mins 😭😭😭
like I suddenly made mistakes I've never made before and racked up 8 major faults in 45mins 😭😭😭
welp I genuinely need to get a life because there is no way the writers butchering S18 of Criminal Minds has got me THIS UPSET 💀💀
by butchering I mean it makes absolutely NO SENSE whatsoever and I'm so mad about it it's actually ruining my entire existence right now so I really need to get a life
by butchering I mean it makes absolutely NO SENSE whatsoever and I'm so mad about it it's actually ruining my entire existence right now so I really need to get a life
June 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
welp I genuinely need to get a life because there is no way the writers butchering S18 of Criminal Minds has got me THIS UPSET 💀💀
by butchering I mean it makes absolutely NO SENSE whatsoever and I'm so mad about it it's actually ruining my entire existence right now so I really need to get a life
by butchering I mean it makes absolutely NO SENSE whatsoever and I'm so mad about it it's actually ruining my entire existence right now so I really need to get a life
UMM I'M SORRY
the shirt??
the song???
the caption????
MISS ANDREA JOY COOK
STOP IT 😭😭❤️
#CriminalMinds #CriminalMindsEvolution #Jemily #WHATISGOINGON #AJCook
the shirt??
the song???
the caption????
MISS ANDREA JOY COOK
STOP IT 😭😭❤️
#CriminalMinds #CriminalMindsEvolution #Jemily #WHATISGOINGON #AJCook
June 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
UMM I'M SORRY
the shirt??
the song???
the caption????
MISS ANDREA JOY COOK
STOP IT 😭😭❤️
#CriminalMinds #CriminalMindsEvolution #Jemily #WHATISGOINGON #AJCook
the shirt??
the song???
the caption????
MISS ANDREA JOY COOK
STOP IT 😭😭❤️
#CriminalMinds #CriminalMindsEvolution #Jemily #WHATISGOINGON #AJCook
me during and after every single episode of #CriminalMinds S18 so far (it's SO GOOD but damn it's emotional and just... a lot)
May 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
me during and after every single episode of #CriminalMinds S18 so far (it's SO GOOD but damn it's emotional and just... a lot)
welp I just finally managed to catch up on #CriminalMinds S18 and now I'm bawling like a baby 😭😭😭 18x03 was by far the saddest episode they've ever made 😭
May 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
welp I just finally managed to catch up on #CriminalMinds S18 and now I'm bawling like a baby 😭😭😭 18x03 was by far the saddest episode they've ever made 😭
I was today years old when I learned that Mario and Luigi are TWINS?!?
May 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I was today years old when I learned that Mario and Luigi are TWINS?!?
I love when people loudly and wrongly try to correct you, and then you get back to them with receipts 🤣
a quick Google search would have saved him the embarrassment 🥰
a quick Google search would have saved him the embarrassment 🥰
May 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I love when people loudly and wrongly try to correct you, and then you get back to them with receipts 🤣
a quick Google search would have saved him the embarrassment 🥰
a quick Google search would have saved him the embarrassment 🥰
it's my birthday in 3 days. I have no idea what to do & no money to spend on anything fun.
it's dumb not having a friend group. I have a few people I could invite but they're all flaky (& rarely show up for my bday) & they don't know each other. it would just be awkward. :(
bed rotting it is 🥳💀
it's dumb not having a friend group. I have a few people I could invite but they're all flaky (& rarely show up for my bday) & they don't know each other. it would just be awkward. :(
bed rotting it is 🥳💀
May 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
it's my birthday in 3 days. I have no idea what to do & no money to spend on anything fun.
it's dumb not having a friend group. I have a few people I could invite but they're all flaky (& rarely show up for my bday) & they don't know each other. it would just be awkward. :(
bed rotting it is 🥳💀
it's dumb not having a friend group. I have a few people I could invite but they're all flaky (& rarely show up for my bday) & they don't know each other. it would just be awkward. :(
bed rotting it is 🥳💀
my housemates got a new dog after their previous one passed away at 13.5 years last month.
meet 7yo Margo 🥹
her ears are ready to receive extraterrestrial communication 📡
meet 7yo Margo 🥹
her ears are ready to receive extraterrestrial communication 📡
May 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
my housemates got a new dog after their previous one passed away at 13.5 years last month.
meet 7yo Margo 🥹
her ears are ready to receive extraterrestrial communication 📡
meet 7yo Margo 🥹
her ears are ready to receive extraterrestrial communication 📡
UK heat hits different because tell me why it's only 9am and 19°C but my sunscreen is already melting off my face 😩🥵
May 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
UK heat hits different because tell me why it's only 9am and 19°C but my sunscreen is already melting off my face 😩🥵
BOOO. I was getting ready to watch the new #CriminalMinds episode with my housemates, drinks ready, only to find out it's not available in the UK yet 😭😭
May 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
BOOO. I was getting ready to watch the new #CriminalMinds episode with my housemates, drinks ready, only to find out it's not available in the UK yet 😭😭