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Omid Tavallai
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I stir things: sauces, drinks, shit.

Japanese-Iranian-Californian in Paris. Chef/co-founder Emperor Norton + Taco-slinger @ Red House
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I don’t dance.
July 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Remember how wingnuts were saying that the government and media were all a bunch of child traffickers when the other party was in charge? 🧐
July 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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July 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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July 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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I hear a lot of democratic members of congress say “republicans privately tell me they hate this.”

Start naming names.
July 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional.

We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
June 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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June 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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It’s TACO Time!
a taco with arms and legs is dancing on a white background
Alt: a taco with arms and legs is dancing on a white background
media.tenor.com
May 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
May 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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This is an unelected oil executive now calling the shots for America’s public lands. No Senate vote. No accountability. Just a signature and the quiet handoff of power to Musk’s inner circle. This is what authoritarianism looks like, buried in bureaucracy.
April 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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💥 "VIOLENCES EN CUISINE, UNE OMERTA À LA FRANÇAISE"
📍 Sortie le 21 mai chez Stock
📚 Lancement le 22 mai à la librairie le Genre urbain (Paris 20)
4️⃣e de couv' et table des matières à venir
💶 Liens de précommande dans ma bio
April 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.

Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
April 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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And this was the White House’s response: they are officially thumbing their nose at both the lower court and a 9-0 Supreme Court order. Our country is completely off the rails, the separation of powers has failed.
April 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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🚨 Russian forces struck Sumy on Good Friday with a drone, hitting a confectionery workshop making Easter cakes, killing one person and injuring another.

(1/2)
April 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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April 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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On this day, April 14, 2025, the President of the United States openly defied the Supreme Court’s unanimous opinion of April 10, 2025, ordering him to “facilitate Abrego Garcia’s release from custody in El Salvador
April 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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"On Tyranny" is a #1 NYT bestseller again. I wish the moment were different. But I’m glad the book is useful. And grateful for all the kind words about putting the 20 lessons to work.
snyder.substack.com/p/twenty-les...
Twenty Lessons, read by John Lithgow
Key selections from On Tyranny, for viewing and sharing
snyder.substack.com
April 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I believe that’s called a Full Persian Breakfast.
a breakfast of fruit, cheese, nuts and good bread is, in american food culture at least, very underrated
April 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
April 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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yeah man, please make my 85 year
old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past
🧵 There are a lot of misleading claims out there about the SAVE Act. Let me set the record straight: I voted for the SAVE Act for the simple reason that American elections are for Americans. Requiring proof of citizenship to register to vote is common sense.
April 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Carole Cadwalladr gives an emotional TED talk about the danger of our current tech coup.
This Is What a Digital Coup Looks Like | Carole Cadwalladr | TED
YouTube video by TED
www.youtube.com
April 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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🚨 NEWS: The White House confirms the tariff on Chinese imports is now 145%—not 125%.

Reminder: tariffs are taxes on imported goods, which means Americans end up paying more.
April 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Kid Rock makes music for dudes who are only allowed to see their kids on weekends, but don’t ! 😂😂😂
April 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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If you ever had to dig through the trash to read cooking instructions on a package, I want to be friends
April 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM