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Timbers / Winterhawks / BMW / Sneakers
As you said, the Timbers scoring is a miracle.
October 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@pdxwinterhawks.bsky.social Since you have an account, sure would be nice to see some posts here this season! We’re only 12 and a half games into the season…
October 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Even if someone does another something in this game, it doesn’t really count because it’s not regular season…

#rctid
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Finishing my 24th season of Timbers soccer, and I don’t know whether I want the team to win or lose tonight. Such is the state of affairs with the club these days.
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Welp.

Nailed it. Zero wins in final four. Only 3 goals scored in final four, gave up 8.

Neville Out.

#rctid
Bold #rctid prediction:

The Timbers won’t win another match this season. Schedule is tough, and the team has zero spark right now.

(Hoping this is reverse psychology, but it may very well be true.)
October 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Collection of individuals. And they play like it. I’m convinced this team has a number of guys that could make for a hell of a squad. But right now it’s aimless out there and that starts at the top. #nevilleout #rctid
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I know it would burn (ha!) every remaining bridge the TA has with the FO and MLS, but some massive anti-Cheeto tifo re: Portland burning would be incredible right about now.
October 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
2 matches since this post, and yep. #rctid
Bold #rctid prediction:

The Timbers won’t win another match this season. Schedule is tough, and the team has zero spark right now.

(Hoping this is reverse psychology, but it may very well be true.)
September 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.
September 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Bold #rctid prediction:

The Timbers won’t win another match this season. Schedule is tough, and the team has zero spark right now.

(Hoping this is reverse psychology, but it may very well be true.)
September 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I would enjoy soccer more if my favorite team knew how to score a goal. #RCTID
August 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We were descending into PHX as this hit, and we had to divert to LAS. Our 2:45 flight became over 7 hours on the plane. 🫠
August 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I’m confused. You bought a brand new T*sla, and added the anti-Elon stickers. If you’re so anti-Elon, why did you buy the brand new T*sla??

There are plenty of other EV options these days.
August 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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If you’re trying to erase history, you’re on the wrong side of it.
Exclusive: The White House plans to conduct a far-reaching review of Smithsonian museum exhibitions, materials and operations ahead of America’s 250th anniversary to ensure the museums align with President Trump’s interpretation of American history.
Exclusive | White House to Vet Smithsonian Museums to Fit Trump’s Historical Vision
Top White House officials will scrutinize exhibitions, internal processes, collections and artist grants ahead of America’s 250th anniversary.
on.wsj.com
August 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Timbers have lost by a combined scoreline of 7-1 in away matches at the teams currently positioned 22, 25 and 27 in the league table. Unacceptable. Where is the hunger? #Rctid
August 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If we know anything about the Timbers and their history in Texas, that goal was a perfect summation. They’ll do anything to lose in Texas.
August 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Exactly. Once they admit he’s done one bad thing, there can be no stopping point, as he’s a bottomless pit of moral depravity. And once they step on that slippery slope, they can’t escape their own culpability. So instead they look away, and lie to others—and to themselves.
July 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My #PTFCoriginstory:

I was born in. 1980

Thanks Dad.

#RCTID
July 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I owe PTFC a lot. Gave me a lot of opportunities and confidence, when I really needed it. Most of al though, PTFC knitted the Diskins together in a way that through my older brothers brought a lot of people joy and purpose. (did my bit).

You want a 50th - talk to families, not players.
July 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Those guys gave us more than a trophy. They worked collectively for half a century to give us a legacy. Pity.
July 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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So the Timbers all time team is 2015 players plus a few from the NASL?

Byron and Scot deserve to be there
July 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Are you an MLS club who’s been piss poor at home this season? Good news - the Timbers are coming to town!
July 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Holy shit -- Kevin Hassett completely bombs on ABC when pressed by Jon Karl to explain how Trump can possibly justify 50% tariffs on Brazil even though the country has a trade *deficit* with the US
July 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM