Tattie O’Howker
@tattieohowker.bsky.social
Right Handed. Left Wing. Southern Glasgow then. Southern Ontario now. Da.
Je suis un Berliner
John F.Kennedy Jr. 1978
John F.Kennedy Jr. 1978
October 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Je suis un Berliner
John F.Kennedy Jr. 1978
John F.Kennedy Jr. 1978
Mad that Andy Warhol invented soup
October 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Mad that Andy Warhol invented soup
There once was a man from Nantojob
October 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
There once was a man from Nantojob
Is it a tragedy when a rat gets caught in a trap it helped set? #CharlieKirk
September 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Is it a tragedy when a rat gets caught in a trap it helped set? #CharlieKirk
Based on the last 7 years, I don’t have the financial bandwidth for this
August 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Based on the last 7 years, I don’t have the financial bandwidth for this
Just spoke with your mother.
She seems well.
She seems well.
July 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Just spoke with your mother.
She seems well.
She seems well.
Give Florida to Cuba, Fuckit, see what happens.
June 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Give Florida to Cuba, Fuckit, see what happens.
@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social
I don’t know if this is really you, but you are not only the child whisperer, you’re a fucking hero and should be treasured.
Pardon my French.
I don’t know if this is really you, but you are not only the child whisperer, you’re a fucking hero and should be treasured.
Pardon my French.
June 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social
I don’t know if this is really you, but you are not only the child whisperer, you’re a fucking hero and should be treasured.
Pardon my French.
I don’t know if this is really you, but you are not only the child whisperer, you’re a fucking hero and should be treasured.
Pardon my French.
Let he who who has never left a half eaten microwave lasagne in a tree cast the first stone
May 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Let he who who has never left a half eaten microwave lasagne in a tree cast the first stone
The Grateful Dead and The Allman Brothers are the same fucking thing and you can’t convince me otherwise.
April 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The Grateful Dead and The Allman Brothers are the same fucking thing and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Yknow, I’ve been thinking, of all countries on this earth to decide to escalate a trade war with, China probably isn’t the smartest choice, literally so far as I can tell, their response has been “lol, k, twenty million percent tariffs for yer cheek, twentyyy milllion”
#Tariffs #Trump #moron
#Tariffs #Trump #moron
April 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I’ll Be There by The Jackson Five, a song in which a prepubescent child threatens to take advantage of the instabilities in your relationship to steal your woman if you’re even so much as late one time.
April 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I’ll Be There by The Jackson Five, a song in which a prepubescent child threatens to take advantage of the instabilities in your relationship to steal your woman if you’re even so much as late one time.
Reposted by Tattie O’Howker
March 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Reposted by Tattie O’Howker
The IDF has kidnapped the co-director of Oscar winning film No Other Land after being assaulted by a gang of Israeli settlers.
March 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The IDF has kidnapped the co-director of Oscar winning film No Other Land after being assaulted by a gang of Israeli settlers.
In hindsight the internet did truly peak with cheeseburger eating cats and the glorification of bacon.
March 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
In hindsight the internet did truly peak with cheeseburger eating cats and the glorification of bacon.
So wait, does Elon Musk think Indiana Jones is the bad guy?
March 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
So wait, does Elon Musk think Indiana Jones is the bad guy?
Reposted by Tattie O’Howker
Schumer’s about to start his book tour. Bookstores let you come in with coffee, right? A big iced coffee, with lots of flavored syrup to make it sticky? In to go cups so you can hold a book like you’re gonna get it signed in one hand and a cup of iced coffee to pour on someone’s head in the other?
March 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Schumer’s about to start his book tour. Bookstores let you come in with coffee, right? A big iced coffee, with lots of flavored syrup to make it sticky? In to go cups so you can hold a book like you’re gonna get it signed in one hand and a cup of iced coffee to pour on someone’s head in the other?
Reposted by Tattie O’Howker
Schumer's book tour schedule, please invite the good people in each city to come chat with Chuck. #Schumer
Mon 3/17 7pm Central Library, Baltimore
Wed 3/19 Politics & Prose, DC
7pm Thursday 3/20 at the Weizman, DC
Sunday 3/23 · 3pm Moss Theatre Santa Monica, CA
Mon 4/21 MJCCA Atlanta 7:30PM”
Mon 3/17 7pm Central Library, Baltimore
Wed 3/19 Politics & Prose, DC
7pm Thursday 3/20 at the Weizman, DC
Sunday 3/23 · 3pm Moss Theatre Santa Monica, CA
Mon 4/21 MJCCA Atlanta 7:30PM”
March 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Schumer's book tour schedule, please invite the good people in each city to come chat with Chuck. #Schumer
Mon 3/17 7pm Central Library, Baltimore
Wed 3/19 Politics & Prose, DC
7pm Thursday 3/20 at the Weizman, DC
Sunday 3/23 · 3pm Moss Theatre Santa Monica, CA
Mon 4/21 MJCCA Atlanta 7:30PM”
Mon 3/17 7pm Central Library, Baltimore
Wed 3/19 Politics & Prose, DC
7pm Thursday 3/20 at the Weizman, DC
Sunday 3/23 · 3pm Moss Theatre Santa Monica, CA
Mon 4/21 MJCCA Atlanta 7:30PM”
Imagine Blippi turned heel and fired Meekah as a DEI hire.
March 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Imagine Blippi turned heel and fired Meekah as a DEI hire.
Morning. Hit a Nazi today.
March 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Morning. Hit a Nazi today.
Ladder Match for the Trades.
Tables match for white collar.
Tables match for white collar.
With Mrs. WWE leading education, kids are going to be put in a ring and fight it out for funding.
March 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ladder Match for the Trades.
Tables match for white collar.
Tables match for white collar.