Taters Mom
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Mom to two humans and one fur ball. Perpetual crankypants. No DMs without permission
Bait? What bait? What did I miss?
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bait? What bait? What did I miss?
I watched that video and I couldn’t help but cry. It’s so nice to see people expressing genuine joy
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I watched that video and I couldn’t help but cry. It’s so nice to see people expressing genuine joy
Well done! If you have any spare will power, send it this way! 😊
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Well done! If you have any spare will power, send it this way! 😊
I feel that in my bones
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I feel that in my bones
Thankful for you and your crew.
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Thankful for you and your crew.
As I’ve never had brisket, I’m curious about the brisket-eating spoon. Does one eat brisket with a spoon or is brisket so tender it can be eaten with a spoon?
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
As I’ve never had brisket, I’m curious about the brisket-eating spoon. Does one eat brisket with a spoon or is brisket so tender it can be eaten with a spoon?
Do the cunt variations sound different? I can say “dude!” or “duuuude” or “dude?” And they all mean different things
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Do the cunt variations sound different? I can say “dude!” or “duuuude” or “dude?” And they all mean different things
No but it did tell me how to say I’m wearing underpants.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
No but it did tell me how to say I’m wearing underpants.
I’m on my third year of learning a language on Duolingo and I can now say “there is a sheep swimming in the lake,” which I’m sure will come in handy someday.
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m on my third year of learning a language on Duolingo and I can now say “there is a sheep swimming in the lake,” which I’m sure will come in handy someday.
It’s on AMC right now
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s on AMC right now
Morning! I did the old wake-up-at-2:45-do-I-have-to-pee-yes-but-can-it-wait-until-I-get-at-4:00-no-I’ll-just-get-up-now. Wish I could take a nap now
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Morning! I did the old wake-up-at-2:45-do-I-have-to-pee-yes-but-can-it-wait-until-I-get-at-4:00-no-I’ll-just-get-up-now. Wish I could take a nap now
Oh no Stevie, I’m so sorry. If I were anywhere remotely near you, I’d give you the biggest hug. Sending internet hugs instead and I’ll be thinking about you. 💔
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Oh no Stevie, I’m so sorry. If I were anywhere remotely near you, I’d give you the biggest hug. Sending internet hugs instead and I’ll be thinking about you. 💔
I know that feeling.
a drawing of a ghost that says ghost hug you can 't feel it but it 's there .
ALT: a drawing of a ghost that says ghost hug you can 't feel it but it 's there .
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November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I know that feeling.
Happy birthday Mrs Tulpa!
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Happy birthday Mrs Tulpa!
He’s such a sweet baby. It makes me sad that he’s so old but I’ll spoil him for as long as I can
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He’s such a sweet baby. It makes me sad that he’s so old but I’ll spoil him for as long as I can
If MTG were Jaws, this is when I’d say “it’s gone under the boat” and just when we’re not paying attention, BLAMMO! The boat gets rammed.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
If MTG were Jaws, this is when I’d say “it’s gone under the boat” and just when we’re not paying attention, BLAMMO! The boat gets rammed.
My puddin pop is a creamsicle. 😊
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
My puddin pop is a creamsicle. 😊
Hope you’re well too!
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hope you’re well too!
Sister Madly, Into Temptation, Don’t Dream It’s Over….too many great songs to name them all
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sister Madly, Into Temptation, Don’t Dream It’s Over….too many great songs to name them all
Love me some Crowded House
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Love me some Crowded House