tastytoiletwater.bsky.social
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Anybody want to play some games on the computer?
Honey labubu child.
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I don't give a fuck about what the librarian thinks about my book choice.
October 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You don't see people named Natasha much anymore.
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Everybody started talking about Sisyphus a lot more recently.
September 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Every rich person you speak to has a sob story about how hard their parents worked.
September 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Went on a Larry David-esque observational humour rant and it didn't start any interesting banter it just made me look irritable.
August 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Punch a French kid in the arm call that labubu.
July 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Does the 5 second rule apply to toilet paper
June 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Feminists love taking the bus.
May 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Eldest daughters love getting Master's degrees.
May 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Just entered my first scrabble tournament in which I played against a top ranked player who I challenged every time they played a word outside of my 5th grade reading comprehension. I ended the game with -89 points and Will Anderson shot me in the forehead.
May 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Have you ever tried to sneeze and spit at the same time? It is very difficult. #science
April 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Been listening to Maurice Ravel's Bolero
April 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The elevator stops at floors that don't exist in your building
March 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Finding Chloe from The White Lotus unattractive for the sole reason being she is Quebecoise.
March 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Just watched Babygirl. My dad wanted George Michael's "Father Figure" to be their wedding song but my Mom said no.
February 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hide and seek hits hard when you have a good hiding spot
February 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Starting to love bluesky now that we get more insane takes like "government employees and post doc researchers have it as hard as trans people"
February 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Soup mukbang
February 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Monday-Thursday is for watching YouTube videos. Friday-Sunday is for watching movies.
January 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
*In the Criterion Closet*: "I have no idea what any of these movies are"
January 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I do not give bluesky permission to print anything off my computer
January 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Pub trivia is for talking your team out of the correct answer.
January 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
So apparently when they want egg whites they don't mean the shells DESPITE the egg shells being white. I'm never fucking baking again.
January 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Slumdog millionaire but they are playing Jeopardy and the movie is 8 hours long.
January 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM