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Tashy McTashFace
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A whore in the kitchen, a cook in the bedroom and a crap mum.
Find out if this is true please @cainunable.bsky.social
March 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I can’t dm the screenshot but this is what I asked on twitter
February 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
@fenrisgames.com hello! I’ve been signposted to yourself as I am looking for someone that would be able to commission a large 3d T-Rex head,to mount on a wall. Something like the photo. Is this something you might be able to help with? Or direct me to someone that could? Thank you!
February 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
January 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Why, I do believe it’s Friday.
January 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Barney’s New Years resolutions:

1. Spy on the neighbours more ✅
2. Always, ALWAYS, be prepared to play netball. ✅
January 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Your steak looks nice mum.

What am I having for dinner? Oh, dry brown rocks again? Wow, that must be what, 9 years in a row now. I’m so fucking excited.
January 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The first Friday of 2025 can only mean one thing.

Play us your banger little guy.
January 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTERS MATE
December 26, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
December 25, 2024 at 9:15 PM
As Barney sat by the Christmas tree and reflected on his actions, he couldn’t help think that even though he’d eaten his sister’s new slippers before she’d even seen them, underneath it all, he was still a really good boy.
December 24, 2024 at 10:15 PM
When you’ve watched both Masterchef and DIY SOS before dinner.
December 22, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Double Fluff Oreo.
December 22, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Me, eyeing up the dessert trolly coming towards my table.
December 21, 2024 at 7:55 PM
When you’re festive as fuck but also work in the red light district.
December 20, 2024 at 5:55 PM
When I parked here earlier, these shoes were not there.

#peterborough
December 20, 2024 at 11:32 AM
He’s off to do a bit of Christmas shopping today, but not before he plays you his Friday banger.
December 20, 2024 at 6:59 AM
I won at Secret Santa.
December 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM
The Stevie Nicks and Harry Styles reunion we’ve all been waiting for.
December 18, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Stop making up shit about us on social media and you can come in.
December 17, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Every Christmas a man we know gives us a card & bottle of Whisky.

We both hate Whisky.

We don’t know anyone that likes Whisky.

It’s frowned upon to gift Whisky to schools (we discovered in 2018🤨).

Is it too late to come clean or shall we just start a new life in Mexico?
December 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
How it started, how it’s going 🥹😍
December 17, 2024 at 7:37 PM
December 17, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Now you come and say "Don Corleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Godfather." You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me for my tennis ball.
December 17, 2024 at 1:32 PM
“Hi can I book a table of 7 for afternoon tea for this Saturday please?”

Us at work:
December 15, 2024 at 7:51 PM