Tashy McTashFace
@tashp351.bsky.social
A whore in the kitchen, a cook in the bedroom and a crap mum.
Find out if this is true please @cainunable.bsky.social
March 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Find out if this is true please @cainunable.bsky.social
Reposted by Tashy McTashFace
@fenrisgames.com hello! I’ve been signposted to yourself as I am looking for someone that would be able to commission a large 3d T-Rex head,to mount on a wall. Something like the photo. Is this something you might be able to help with? Or direct me to someone that could? Thank you!
February 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
@fenrisgames.com hello! I’ve been signposted to yourself as I am looking for someone that would be able to commission a large 3d T-Rex head,to mount on a wall. Something like the photo. Is this something you might be able to help with? Or direct me to someone that could? Thank you!
9 years ago today, Claudia Schiffer touched my dads ACTUAL ARM.
We celebrate every year. Nothing fancy obviously.
We just hire a hall, invite about 100
people max. Finger buffet, disco etc. All very low-key.
We celebrate every year. Nothing fancy obviously.
We just hire a hall, invite about 100
people max. Finger buffet, disco etc. All very low-key.
January 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
9 years ago today, Claudia Schiffer touched my dads ACTUAL ARM.
We celebrate every year. Nothing fancy obviously.
We just hire a hall, invite about 100
people max. Finger buffet, disco etc. All very low-key.
We celebrate every year. Nothing fancy obviously.
We just hire a hall, invite about 100
people max. Finger buffet, disco etc. All very low-key.
I’m in London.
*stuffs cash in socks and bumbag and snogs Kate Moss*
*stuffs cash in socks and bumbag and snogs Kate Moss*
January 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I’m in London.
*stuffs cash in socks and bumbag and snogs Kate Moss*
*stuffs cash in socks and bumbag and snogs Kate Moss*
Reposted by Tashy McTashFace
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
Running Up that Hill is 40 years old this year.
I just googled the super fucking hot dancer that was in it with her to see what he looked like now.
Turns out he underwent gender reassignment surgery & is now a female Taxi driver in Jersey.
Mind blown.
I just googled the super fucking hot dancer that was in it with her to see what he looked like now.
Turns out he underwent gender reassignment surgery & is now a female Taxi driver in Jersey.
Mind blown.
a man is laying on top of another man with the words `` running up that hill '' above them .
ALT: a man is laying on top of another man with the words `` running up that hill '' above them .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Running Up that Hill is 40 years old this year.
I just googled the super fucking hot dancer that was in it with her to see what he looked like now.
Turns out he underwent gender reassignment surgery & is now a female Taxi driver in Jersey.
Mind blown.
I just googled the super fucking hot dancer that was in it with her to see what he looked like now.
Turns out he underwent gender reassignment surgery & is now a female Taxi driver in Jersey.
Mind blown.
Why, I do believe it’s Friday.
January 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Why, I do believe it’s Friday.
Barney’s New Years resolutions:
1. Spy on the neighbours more ✅
2. Always, ALWAYS, be prepared to play netball. ✅
1. Spy on the neighbours more ✅
2. Always, ALWAYS, be prepared to play netball. ✅
January 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Barney’s New Years resolutions:
1. Spy on the neighbours more ✅
2. Always, ALWAYS, be prepared to play netball. ✅
1. Spy on the neighbours more ✅
2. Always, ALWAYS, be prepared to play netball. ✅
Your steak looks nice mum.
What am I having for dinner? Oh, dry brown rocks again? Wow, that must be what, 9 years in a row now. I’m so fucking excited.
What am I having for dinner? Oh, dry brown rocks again? Wow, that must be what, 9 years in a row now. I’m so fucking excited.
January 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Your steak looks nice mum.
What am I having for dinner? Oh, dry brown rocks again? Wow, that must be what, 9 years in a row now. I’m so fucking excited.
What am I having for dinner? Oh, dry brown rocks again? Wow, that must be what, 9 years in a row now. I’m so fucking excited.
The first Friday of 2025 can only mean one thing.
Play us your banger little guy.
Play us your banger little guy.
January 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The first Friday of 2025 can only mean one thing.
Play us your banger little guy.
Play us your banger little guy.
I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTERS MATE
December 26, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTERS MATE
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
December 25, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
As Barney sat by the Christmas tree and reflected on his actions, he couldn’t help think that even though he’d eaten his sister’s new slippers before she’d even seen them, underneath it all, he was still a really good boy.
December 24, 2024 at 10:15 PM
As Barney sat by the Christmas tree and reflected on his actions, he couldn’t help think that even though he’d eaten his sister’s new slippers before she’d even seen them, underneath it all, he was still a really good boy.
When you’ve watched both Masterchef and DIY SOS before dinner.
December 22, 2024 at 6:57 PM
When you’ve watched both Masterchef and DIY SOS before dinner.
Frankie Goes to Hollywood Power Of Love is my favourite Xmas song. It was 1984, me mum & dad were having tea watching it on Top of the Pops and the phone rang.
It was the boy from next door asking me out. I’d fancied him for ages & was so happy.
AND we had pie for tea. Winner.
It was the boy from next door asking me out. I’d fancied him for ages & was so happy.
AND we had pie for tea. Winner.
December 22, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Frankie Goes to Hollywood Power Of Love is my favourite Xmas song. It was 1984, me mum & dad were having tea watching it on Top of the Pops and the phone rang.
It was the boy from next door asking me out. I’d fancied him for ages & was so happy.
AND we had pie for tea. Winner.
It was the boy from next door asking me out. I’d fancied him for ages & was so happy.
AND we had pie for tea. Winner.
Double Fluff Oreo.
December 22, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Double Fluff Oreo.
How many strepsils is too many?
Asking for me.
I think. I dunno really, I’m a bit dizzy and everything is purple.
Asking for me.
I think. I dunno really, I’m a bit dizzy and everything is purple.
December 22, 2024 at 8:50 AM
How many strepsils is too many?
Asking for me.
I think. I dunno really, I’m a bit dizzy and everything is purple.
Asking for me.
I think. I dunno really, I’m a bit dizzy and everything is purple.
Me, eyeing up the dessert trolly coming towards my table.
December 21, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Me, eyeing up the dessert trolly coming towards my table.
Had a meal at Delia Smith’s tonight.
Actual Delia Smith was also having a meal in there and she came up and spoke to us when she walked past our table.
The dizzy heights of living in Norwich.
Next stop: Alan Partridge.
Actual Delia Smith was also having a meal in there and she came up and spoke to us when she walked past our table.
The dizzy heights of living in Norwich.
Next stop: Alan Partridge.
December 20, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Had a meal at Delia Smith’s tonight.
Actual Delia Smith was also having a meal in there and she came up and spoke to us when she walked past our table.
The dizzy heights of living in Norwich.
Next stop: Alan Partridge.
Actual Delia Smith was also having a meal in there and she came up and spoke to us when she walked past our table.
The dizzy heights of living in Norwich.
Next stop: Alan Partridge.
When you’re festive as fuck but also work in the red light district.
December 20, 2024 at 5:55 PM
When you’re festive as fuck but also work in the red light district.
December 20, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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Many years ago, a friends ex colleague went to a very fancy country house wedding where Robert Plant and Jimmy Page played an impromptu acoustic set of Led Zep songs.
This was only discovered after she had initially described it as ‘2 old blokes sang some boring songs’
This was only discovered after she had initially described it as ‘2 old blokes sang some boring songs’
December 20, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Many years ago, a friends ex colleague went to a very fancy country house wedding where Robert Plant and Jimmy Page played an impromptu acoustic set of Led Zep songs.
This was only discovered after she had initially described it as ‘2 old blokes sang some boring songs’
This was only discovered after she had initially described it as ‘2 old blokes sang some boring songs’
He’s off to do a bit of Christmas shopping today, but not before he plays you his Friday banger.
December 20, 2024 at 6:59 AM
He’s off to do a bit of Christmas shopping today, but not before he plays you his Friday banger.