My eyes, my eyes (and my brain) - this should have come with an advisory warning

We're at crisis point @jacintaallen. You have ministers for racing & casinos in the inner cabinet & outside, the Minister for 'Creative Industries', Colin Brooks. We need you to step up now. The #StateLibrary, an internationally known cultural jewel, is being crunched in the jaws of incompetence.

I don't know man, waltzing into the oval office, making the president eat out of your hand like a horse, and then making the president's coalition start stabbing each other in the face behind the scenes just doesn't seem like an effective strategy to me

(sarcasm)

This is the result of when your PR company finds a bottom line that even they won’t cross, so you decide to invest in an algorithm that you can completely control….