Lan Tarryk Kozar
@tarryk.bsky.social
Call me tK. Voice-actor, comedian, musician, writer, TTRPG & board game player & designer. Attempting to have as much fun as possible in a world that smells of poo. (He/Him)
August 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
To be fair, all #TTRPGs are cool, some even more than #D&D (subjectively). And some require much more or much less usage of #spreadsheets. The much less ones aren't quite as cool.
#Spreadsheets are cool. Especially when they are used creatively and constructively. Like in a way that needs a spreadsheet, but isn't something you would necessarily associate with needing spreadsheets. So yeah like I was saying #D&D is cool.
August 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To be fair, all #TTRPGs are cool, some even more than #D&D (subjectively). And some require much more or much less usage of #spreadsheets. The much less ones aren't quite as cool.
#Spreadsheets are cool. Especially when they are used creatively and constructively. Like in a way that needs a spreadsheet, but isn't something you would necessarily associate with needing spreadsheets. So yeah like I was saying #D&D is cool.
August 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
#Spreadsheets are cool. Especially when they are used creatively and constructively. Like in a way that needs a spreadsheet, but isn't something you would necessarily associate with needing spreadsheets. So yeah like I was saying #D&D is cool.
"You should feel free to come visit [Washington D.C.]" --JD Vance, standing with a platoon of armed soldiers and a white Christian nationalist
August 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"You should feel free to come visit [Washington D.C.]" --JD Vance, standing with a platoon of armed soldiers and a white Christian nationalist
The press teams for Gavin Newsom and Wendy's could assemble into Shenanigan Voltron
August 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The press teams for Gavin Newsom and Wendy's could assemble into Shenanigan Voltron
Trump is the fastest. So fast he can't even call himself the "fastest" without the first T turning into H as it rushes by.
August 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Trump is the fastest. So fast he can't even call himself the "fastest" without the first T turning into H as it rushes by.
Peniaphobia: A trending term referencing the fear of lapsing into financial ruin, causing panic and anxiety. It is being used by young people as a way to consolidate all the various terms their parents have always used to describe it, such as "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "being awake", etc.
August 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Peniaphobia: A trending term referencing the fear of lapsing into financial ruin, causing panic and anxiety. It is being used by young people as a way to consolidate all the various terms their parents have always used to describe it, such as "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "being awake", etc.
"Fibermaxxing" is trending; TikTokers discovered a mysterious thing called "fiber" & decided they must consume enough to turn any potential benefits into a medical emergency. They were doing this with protein last week and haven't had a decent bowel movement since. Explosive results pending.
August 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"Fibermaxxing" is trending; TikTokers discovered a mysterious thing called "fiber" & decided they must consume enough to turn any potential benefits into a medical emergency. They were doing this with protein last week and haven't had a decent bowel movement since. Explosive results pending.
Congress slashed $1 billion from public broadcasting. Sliding past the puzzle that it only had a federal budget of half that, this cut brings the YTD national deficit down from $1.340 trillion to $1.339 trillion. That's a droplet of water from a small lake.
July 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Congress slashed $1 billion from public broadcasting. Sliding past the puzzle that it only had a federal budget of half that, this cut brings the YTD national deficit down from $1.340 trillion to $1.339 trillion. That's a droplet of water from a small lake.
Gatorade should do a limited run of original bottles & logo, call it Retrograde, and market it with aggressive pressers refuting claims that mercury has ever been in it
July 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Gatorade should do a limited run of original bottles & logo, call it Retrograde, and market it with aggressive pressers refuting claims that mercury has ever been in it
I am genuinely afraid of homeopathy but can't label the phobia because the English language sucks.
June 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I am genuinely afraid of homeopathy but can't label the phobia because the English language sucks.
Certain reminders were received today regarding trusting people.
Namely, don't.
My Facebook account has been deactivated again until I can do a full friends culling. If you know me here from my day job, please block me here, or let me know so I can block you. Nothing personal. Thanks!
Namely, don't.
My Facebook account has been deactivated again until I can do a full friends culling. If you know me here from my day job, please block me here, or let me know so I can block you. Nothing personal. Thanks!
June 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Certain reminders were received today regarding trusting people.
Namely, don't.
My Facebook account has been deactivated again until I can do a full friends culling. If you know me here from my day job, please block me here, or let me know so I can block you. Nothing personal. Thanks!
Namely, don't.
My Facebook account has been deactivated again until I can do a full friends culling. If you know me here from my day job, please block me here, or let me know so I can block you. Nothing personal. Thanks!
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Happy Pride Month! The franchise was ultimately named "The Fast and the Furious" because "Cisformers" was a bit on the nose
June 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Happy Pride Month! The franchise was ultimately named "The Fast and the Furious" because "Cisformers" was a bit on the nose
I will be celebrating Pride Month with supportive dad jokes. Some of them might be subtle, but you won't be able to keep a straight face.
June 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I will be celebrating Pride Month with supportive dad jokes. Some of them might be subtle, but you won't be able to keep a straight face.
Reposted by Lan Tarryk Kozar
More from our chat with the good folks at Gamesradar about why we wanted to try and forge something new and different instead of targeting the current popular trends.
We don't know yet if it will work, but we believe it's worth the effort.
We don't know yet if it will work, but we believe it's worth the effort.
"It's terrifying": CEO behind ex-Helldivers, WoW devs' new studio says it's a "silly," "ridiculous" time to create a new studio, but someone needs to stop "ignoring 52% of the world population"
Blue Scarab Entertainment is doing something different with Equinox: Homecoming
www.gamesradar.com
May 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
More from our chat with the good folks at Gamesradar about why we wanted to try and forge something new and different instead of targeting the current popular trends.
We don't know yet if it will work, but we believe it's worth the effort.
We don't know yet if it will work, but we believe it's worth the effort.
He uses "sleepy" as an insult and "woke" as a disparagement. He naps thru court & meetings and rage-tweets against ethics all night. He takes bribes freely and barks about corruption in public services. He grabs your crotch with one hand while the other displays his Lord Trump Edition of the Bible.
May 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
He uses "sleepy" as an insult and "woke" as a disparagement. He naps thru court & meetings and rage-tweets against ethics all night. He takes bribes freely and barks about corruption in public services. He grabs your crotch with one hand while the other displays his Lord Trump Edition of the Bible.
Monday, RFK to press: "Trump took $100 million from big Pharma. He can't be bought!" Same breath.
So, contracted rental?
Qatar funds Hamas. Trump said yuck, they rang him in 2018, he praised them ever since. They gave him a $400 million private jet. Ding, level up.
Trump is a p2w mobile game.
So, contracted rental?
Qatar funds Hamas. Trump said yuck, they rang him in 2018, he praised them ever since. They gave him a $400 million private jet. Ding, level up.
Trump is a p2w mobile game.
May 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Monday, RFK to press: "Trump took $100 million from big Pharma. He can't be bought!" Same breath.
So, contracted rental?
Qatar funds Hamas. Trump said yuck, they rang him in 2018, he praised them ever since. They gave him a $400 million private jet. Ding, level up.
Trump is a p2w mobile game.
So, contracted rental?
Qatar funds Hamas. Trump said yuck, they rang him in 2018, he praised them ever since. They gave him a $400 million private jet. Ding, level up.
Trump is a p2w mobile game.
May is Mental Health Awareness Month
...but this is social media, everyone's up to speed.
...but this is social media, everyone's up to speed.
May 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
May is Mental Health Awareness Month
...but this is social media, everyone's up to speed.
...but this is social media, everyone's up to speed.
I've held this in long enough. Bill Skarsgård looks AI-generated. Like an amalgamation of famous people. I have seen him in a million acting roles and images, but I have no idea what he looks like. If you were to put him in a lineup with vaguely similar dudes I wouldn't be able to point him out.
May 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I've held this in long enough. Bill Skarsgård looks AI-generated. Like an amalgamation of famous people. I have seen him in a million acting roles and images, but I have no idea what he looks like. If you were to put him in a lineup with vaguely similar dudes I wouldn't be able to point him out.
Robert went with "Pope Leo XIV". Holy trivia, Batman: Did you know there are zero rules for how a new Pope picks their popey name? They can choose anything. Personally, I'd keep it close to tradition, but maybe with a spicy double-take. Like Pope John Wick III.
May 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Robert went with "Pope Leo XIV". Holy trivia, Batman: Did you know there are zero rules for how a new Pope picks their popey name? They can choose anything. Personally, I'd keep it close to tradition, but maybe with a spicy double-take. Like Pope John Wick III.
Noticing apps I've been meaning to get are listed not compatible with my new Samsung S25, but they worked fine with the S22U I traded in for this. That's upsetting, to say the least. Faith in Samsung pretty much shattered since I got this piece of junk. I want my S22U back.
May 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Noticing apps I've been meaning to get are listed not compatible with my new Samsung S25, but they worked fine with the S22U I traded in for this. That's upsetting, to say the least. Faith in Samsung pretty much shattered since I got this piece of junk. I want my S22U back.
Say what you want about the film itself, this 7 seconds has become the most replayed scene in my head since Trump took office.
youtu.be/nYBD6O4yZGQ
youtu.be/nYBD6O4yZGQ
You know somehow, "I told you so", just doesn't quite say it
YouTube video by TV-freak
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May 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Say what you want about the film itself, this 7 seconds has become the most replayed scene in my head since Trump took office.
youtu.be/nYBD6O4yZGQ
youtu.be/nYBD6O4yZGQ
If I see gun violence stats and whisper "background check", there's always a Maga ready to tell me I want to ban all guns everywhere and how unfair that is.
Fox News shows a random mug shot of a Mexican and that same Maga is suddenly the captain of the cheerleader squad for mass deportation.
Hmm.
Fox News shows a random mug shot of a Mexican and that same Maga is suddenly the captain of the cheerleader squad for mass deportation.
Hmm.
May 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If I see gun violence stats and whisper "background check", there's always a Maga ready to tell me I want to ban all guns everywhere and how unfair that is.
Fox News shows a random mug shot of a Mexican and that same Maga is suddenly the captain of the cheerleader squad for mass deportation.
Hmm.
Fox News shows a random mug shot of a Mexican and that same Maga is suddenly the captain of the cheerleader squad for mass deportation.
Hmm.
Your great great grandchildren are going to be saying it's not their responsibility to make reparations for your complacency the same way you do about American slavery.
May 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Your great great grandchildren are going to be saying it's not their responsibility to make reparations for your complacency the same way you do about American slavery.
My new utopian fantasy is Canada annexing Michigan and Governor Whitmer going "Oh, word, we surrender eh. Kilometers, Celsius, health care, and some conversational French for everyone!"
May 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My new utopian fantasy is Canada annexing Michigan and Governor Whitmer going "Oh, word, we surrender eh. Kilometers, Celsius, health care, and some conversational French for everyone!"