Come visit us at the Richmond Ren Faire tonight!!!!!

www.viragoalley.com/rvarenfaire

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i am honored to finally be selected for jury duty before the empire collapses

hey so for no reason whatsoever i highly recommend a cabaret rewatch hah aha ha huuuuuh

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

you just can't get performances like Robert Shaw as Quint in Jaws these days. we have lost the technology to create alcoholics of that caliber.

i don't mean to brag or anything but i did just clean my makeup brushes so take that, depression