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Heavy Glam, with a Punky, Gothic twist!
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"Not as bad as I thought they would be" - Alex's Mum.
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It does feel rather like they're now beyond redemption.

How ironic that the Labour Party was formed by one Keir and may well be destroyed by another...
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
And now you have a cat hooked on chewing tobacco.

Be ready for some angry, claws out withdrawal symptoms 😾😉
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Absolutely true, although it happened well before they got into office.

Starmer lied thru his teeth to get voted as leader of the party. His ten pledges were abandoned as soon as he had swindled the membership.

Those on the left who were screaming about his duplicity were told to leave, so we did.
November 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Is just like Belfast, but with fewer cranes 😉
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
AI slop is bad for everyone. We don't need that shit to fight the good fight.
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Has very similar energy to this doozy from Smoothdunk 👍🏻

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here’s a comic about arguing on twitter
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
That's an amazing looking boozer! Have you ever been to Whitelocks in Leeds? It looks like a tiny version of what you have there.
Been a LOOOOOOONG time since I've been to Belfast. Must be overdue a return trip.
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
There is nothing left-wing, socialist or progressive about the Labour Party any more.
Keir Starmer is a fucking liability, pushing increasingly foul policies in a desperate attempt to cling to power for power's sake. And you're an apologist for this. I will NEVER vote Labour again until he is gone.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Imagine you went to a shop & persuaded someone to pay for 75% of whatever you bought.

Then grumbled like a motherfucker because you had to fork out the 25%.

Also 100% of shopping you bought for 25% of the money earns you coin in perpetuity, because you can keep renting it to people indefinitely.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Anybody over the age of ten who believes the Horseshoe Theory is credible is a Grade-A halfwit.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Keir Starmer's ten pledges he made to Labour members to con them into voting for him as leader.
All he needed to do was stick to them & show he had principles.
Instead he lied thru his teeth, screwed the membership & dedicated his career to shitting himself in public.
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November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Well then, its about time Labour stopped being so shit and gave us a reason to return to the fold.

Starmer is sitting on a giant majority. Why not introduce some radical, progressive policies?
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Labour is doing fuck all. Tinkering at edges, bashing the left rather than their real enemy. With a vast majority they could be radical and transformative. Instead, they're pro genocide, anti LGBTQ, authoritarian.
Biden did the same & the outcome was obvious. Starmer is a moron who refuses to learn.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Of course not.
But why are Labour not giving us anything worth voting for?
I'm not going to vote for them, just because they're not Reform, that's an insane take. That would be like voting for shit instead of shite. I'll vote for someone who has progressive policies and belief that we can be better.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Every last centrist can get in the sea.

They stand for nothing except the preservation of the status quo (always right-leaning).

If things are crap, they think we should alter expectations. Pathetically weak.

If you demand better, they smear you.

Morals of a cockroach, backbone of a jellyfish.
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
When so-called Labour politicians start referring to Trade Unions as a threat, you know that they have a rotten agenda.
Streeting is worse than Starmer and that's who the press have anointed as the new leader?
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Remember when all you groovy pragmatists were going to get Starmer elected, then push him left after you GTTO ©️👍🏻
How's that working out?
Using any of that biting satire to criticise the incumbent government? Or too laser focused on other parties for some reason? The ones not actually in power.
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'm guessing that you and Super Tan are going to start shooting at the open goal that is the current Labour administration ANY time soon.
I mean, their centrist slop is dying on it's arse and people are suffering.
Where's your biting satire for THIS failing government?
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM