This year for Christmas, I want a list of your favorite 9-yo-appropriate insults that aren't racist, sexist, ableist, or otherwise offensive, please.

Taking my 6yo to the @wshcommanders.bsky.social game tomorrow think this sign will get him on the @netflix.com broadcast? (His idea!)

Overheard in the dining hall, said by waiter "yeah, women in their late 30s/ early 40s drink a ton of coffee. I don't know why" <glares in working mom>

Turns out not being here or Twitter made me miss my favorite people... but now I have to find good voices again. Who have I missed?