Someone should make one of those cop procedural shows but the gimmick is they’re way too militarized and they just never acknowledge it. I’m talking like pulling up in a tank with rocket launchers to a drug bust but then all of the non-action scenes are taken fully seriously.

I can’t believe eating at chick fil a is still a socially acceptable thing in the big 25

They will always get me with the small energy drink in the box trick

Do so little at work I feel like a Mojang employee

I started a new job yesterday and got accepted into grad school today

I just graduated college

Being a lesbian couple is both listening to Hamilton independently of one another at the same time

Just found out grok means “to understand deeply” and they didn’t name the twitter chatbot after a caveman

My hot take is cookies are way better than cookie dough

72 and 86 are the most fake percentages

If Java has no haters I’m dead

In my 400 level stats class watching someone pull out their calculator to do 3+3+3

RIP tiktok

Heads up you have to enable adult content by entering your age then signing in on the web and going settings -> moderation -> show adult content

hello bluesky