Derek B
@tanpants.bsky.social
delightful, Oregonian, delightful Oregonian
Is this neo-classical design?
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Is this neo-classical design?
I wonder when the 'this is all a distraction' discourse will die. Maybe, just maybe, the admin isn't pulling this inhumane/illiberal/barbaric shit because they're afraid. Maybe they're doing these things because they ARE actually inhumane/illiberal/barbaric.
October 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I wonder when the 'this is all a distraction' discourse will die. Maybe, just maybe, the admin isn't pulling this inhumane/illiberal/barbaric shit because they're afraid. Maybe they're doing these things because they ARE actually inhumane/illiberal/barbaric.
This is basically a Birthday Boys 'All Your Favorites are Back!' bit
October 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This is basically a Birthday Boys 'All Your Favorites are Back!' bit
"Well, I don't want to write under my own name but what should I choose as my pen name? Let's see, let's see, let's se-oh, I've got it!"
October 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Well, I don't want to write under my own name but what should I choose as my pen name? Let's see, let's see, let's se-oh, I've got it!"
My Dearest Lorilei,
I'm writing from the front lines of our war on antifa. I take no pleasure in reporting that Portland is down to 3 bars and 2 coffee shops per block, men on unicycles roam freely, and as you can see, black bloc agitators Tchaikovsky & Strauss are widely celebrated. War is hell.
I'm writing from the front lines of our war on antifa. I take no pleasure in reporting that Portland is down to 3 bars and 2 coffee shops per block, men on unicycles roam freely, and as you can see, black bloc agitators Tchaikovsky & Strauss are widely celebrated. War is hell.
September 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My Dearest Lorilei,
I'm writing from the front lines of our war on antifa. I take no pleasure in reporting that Portland is down to 3 bars and 2 coffee shops per block, men on unicycles roam freely, and as you can see, black bloc agitators Tchaikovsky & Strauss are widely celebrated. War is hell.
I'm writing from the front lines of our war on antifa. I take no pleasure in reporting that Portland is down to 3 bars and 2 coffee shops per block, men on unicycles roam freely, and as you can see, black bloc agitators Tchaikovsky & Strauss are widely celebrated. War is hell.
This morning, south downtown. Notice all of the IED's? Yeah, me neither.
September 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This morning, south downtown. Notice all of the IED's? Yeah, me neither.
Christ. Good thing they sent a fucking MRAP, what with all of the land mines lining the streets.
www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
September 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Christ. Good thing they sent a fucking MRAP, what with all of the land mines lining the streets.
www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
If I was about to let someone out of jail and he looked like this dude, I'd probably double-check.
September 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If I was about to let someone out of jail and he looked like this dude, I'd probably double-check.
Don't need your help, Gemini. I already know about the elves, the trolls, and the Björks.
August 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Don't need your help, Gemini. I already know about the elves, the trolls, and the Björks.
Flood hearing the arc of the question
August 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Flood hearing the arc of the question
Measles isn't funny. This guy *getting* measles is.
July 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Measles isn't funny. This guy *getting* measles is.
"Maybe I'll check out what's happening over at r/film. Oh dear."
May 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
"Maybe I'll check out what's happening over at r/film. Oh dear."