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@tanner.wtf
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Well if you've gone through watching all 6 of those, surely you'd like to see the film that (allegedly) helped inspire the Home Alone movies!

Except this time it's a kid defending his house against a crazy mall Santa.
Movie poster for Deadly Games (1989). The poster shows a young boy with war paint on his face, a black bandana tied around his mullet, and holding a toy gun with a Bandolier of rubber suction bullets. Being him you see a menacing Santa clause holding up a sharp object.
December 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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In light of recent events, I will be playing Randy Savage's Hulk Hogan diss track on repeat.

#NowPlaying
A vinyl copy of Macho Man Randy Savage's album "Be a Man". Cover shows a flexing MChi Man Randy Savage entangled in heavy chains, looking directly into the camera.
July 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Hmm...
Two posts in a feed right after another. The first being juniper.beer's original post "the richest people in the world want to kill the environment so they can make an ai you can goon to", immediately followed by a post from the daily john waters screenshot account, which has a scene from Female Trouble with Divine shouting "well, hip, hip, hooray for your cheap climax".
July 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I think this is AI generated slop. Random shapes everywhere, weird amounts of fingers, things just blending into each other, one guy is holding a rifle to his forehead and the elephant is somehow holding the barrel of it despite 3 rows of people between them? More in the alt text for the images.
Partial screen grab of original post showing hands with varying amounts of fingers, random shapes, objects blending into each other, and a gun wearing a hat. Another screenshot from the original post showing more random floating shapes, a man growing a second head off of his shoulder, and another man with an arm has turned into the butt of a rifle.
February 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM