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kinda demure but mostly delulu
kinda demure but mostly delulu
just a banger from G.K. Chesterton
January 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
just a banger from G.K. Chesterton
i just finished a 1000 piece christmas puzzle so if anyone was wondering how long it takes me to do puzzles the answer is too long
January 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
i just finished a 1000 piece christmas puzzle so if anyone was wondering how long it takes me to do puzzles the answer is too long
does anyone else relate to feeling slightly melancholic after finishing a good book/tv series/movie? idk what causes this exactly. like post book depression or something
December 19, 2024 at 9:36 PM
does anyone else relate to feeling slightly melancholic after finishing a good book/tv series/movie? idk what causes this exactly. like post book depression or something
going to the German Christmas market today, here’s to hoping I bump into an attractive hotel owner or christmas tree farm curator willing to teach me the true meaning of Christmas
December 7, 2024 at 5:59 PM
going to the German Christmas market today, here’s to hoping I bump into an attractive hotel owner or christmas tree farm curator willing to teach me the true meaning of Christmas
just rewatched the 2008 Mamma Mia! and boy do i have thoughts but my main takeaway is just that there should be a streaming service that specializes in movies where you can tell the cast is just having a fun goofy little time during filming
December 3, 2024 at 5:00 AM
just rewatched the 2008 Mamma Mia! and boy do i have thoughts but my main takeaway is just that there should be a streaming service that specializes in movies where you can tell the cast is just having a fun goofy little time during filming
Christmas on a Wednesday makes planning PTO weird and being an adult sucks sometimes bc wdym I don’t just get 2 weeks off
December 3, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Christmas on a Wednesday makes planning PTO weird and being an adult sucks sometimes bc wdym I don’t just get 2 weeks off
a relationship should be 50/50. 50% law and 50% order
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 AM
a relationship should be 50/50. 50% law and 50% order
i’m teaching sunday school tomorrow, who has advice for me (or insight about Ether 12)
December 1, 2024 at 1:12 AM
i’m teaching sunday school tomorrow, who has advice for me (or insight about Ether 12)
remember, don’t forget to leave out some mashed potatoes and gravy for the pilgrims tonight
November 28, 2024 at 6:10 AM
remember, don’t forget to leave out some mashed potatoes and gravy for the pilgrims tonight
a relationship should be 50/50. 50% naked and 50% afraid
November 26, 2024 at 5:11 AM
a relationship should be 50/50. 50% naked and 50% afraid
USA is like the Florida of the Earth
Earth is like the Florida of the universe.
November 25, 2024 at 9:12 PM
USA is like the Florida of the Earth
can you tell when someone is the youngest sibling without asking? i feel like there’s an attitude
November 25, 2024 at 6:58 PM
can you tell when someone is the youngest sibling without asking? i feel like there’s an attitude
X is to twitter what Darth Vader is to Anakin Skywalker. At first we refused to acknowledge it as “X” but as more time passes it becomes more and more clear that the old version is dead, killed by the new. And unfortunately I don’t foresee a redemption arc coming for X.
November 25, 2024 at 6:48 PM
X is to twitter what Darth Vader is to Anakin Skywalker. At first we refused to acknowledge it as “X” but as more time passes it becomes more and more clear that the old version is dead, killed by the new. And unfortunately I don’t foresee a redemption arc coming for X.
a relationship should be 50/50. 50% parks and 50% rec
November 25, 2024 at 4:20 AM
a relationship should be 50/50. 50% parks and 50% rec
man
with christmas tree
vasectomy
🤝
ornamental balls
with christmas tree
vasectomy
🤝
ornamental balls
November 25, 2024 at 1:49 AM
man
with christmas tree
vasectomy
🤝
ornamental balls
with christmas tree
vasectomy
🤝
ornamental balls
we need more THANKSGIVING hallmark movies. it’s hallmark season but not yet snowy christmas tree farm/bakery/bookstore hallmark season yet you know what i mean. where is the hallmark movie set on a turkey farm
November 24, 2024 at 11:37 PM
we need more THANKSGIVING hallmark movies. it’s hallmark season but not yet snowy christmas tree farm/bakery/bookstore hallmark season yet you know what i mean. where is the hallmark movie set on a turkey farm
i love parks and rec but also in retrospect it’s become a lot less satirical and a lot more prescient
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:36 PM
i love parks and rec but also in retrospect it’s become a lot less satirical and a lot more prescient
zillow is social media and don’t ever let anyone tell you it’s not
November 21, 2024 at 10:52 PM
zillow is social media and don’t ever let anyone tell you it’s not
my confession for the day is that the movie chicken run terrifies me. i have no rational reasons, just deep visceral fear of the clay chickens
November 21, 2024 at 9:40 PM
my confession for the day is that the movie chicken run terrifies me. i have no rational reasons, just deep visceral fear of the clay chickens
the sexual tension is almost unbearable
November 20, 2024 at 6:45 PM
the sexual tension is almost unbearable
stolen from one of my friends, but just an absolute banger from C.S. Lewis
November 20, 2024 at 7:16 AM
stolen from one of my friends, but just an absolute banger from C.S. Lewis
When the bluetooth said "waiting for pairing"... I felt that
November 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
When the bluetooth said "waiting for pairing"... I felt that
if you recognize the original blue sky we can be friends
November 19, 2024 at 11:05 PM
if you recognize the original blue sky we can be friends
i aspire to the level of self-confidence of tom hanks playing like 10 of the characters in polar express
November 18, 2024 at 7:06 PM
i aspire to the level of self-confidence of tom hanks playing like 10 of the characters in polar express
just a reminder to no one in particular (me) that spotify wrapped is probably next week so if you have any embarrassing listening habits (i do) now is the time for drastic measures
November 18, 2024 at 7:04 PM
just a reminder to no one in particular (me) that spotify wrapped is probably next week so if you have any embarrassing listening habits (i do) now is the time for drastic measures