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It was probably me.

Ad creative by day, music critic by night.

Former Chicagoist A&E editor, currently writing at Tankboy.us and ThirdCoastReview.com.
I see what you did there @merriam-webster.com, and that quiz really ties today's definition together for me!
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
@durbin.senate.gov DO NOT VOTE FOR a “compromise” to save jobs (jobs Trump will eliminate after the bill passes anyway) and secure back pay for furloughed workers (something Trump signed into law during his 1st administration).

This will represent utter and complete failure by Democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Thus far Chicago Police have found no evidence of the alleged shooting DHS claims was directed at Border Patrol agents yesterday, no video footage presenting visual evidence of anyone firing a gun exists so far, and #DHS has been caught in repeated lies about “crowd violence” in the past 2 months.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The Trump administration announced they’ll appeal a Judge's order to immediately fund #SNAP with the money they have available to do so, instead of coming to the immediate aid of millions of U.S. citizens in dire need.

Let that sink in.

Trump would rather rather fight in court than help Americans.
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@democrats.senate.gov, DO NOT FOLD!

The longer the GOP refuses to come to the table and negotiate in good faith, the more obvious it is to the entire American public—regardless of political affiliation—that this is Trump's shutdown.

The GOP will pay a massive political price for it down the road.
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I hope the results of today’s elections are the wake-up call that finally causes the Republicans in #Congress to start pushing back on Trump and do right by their constituents to avoid losing most of their their seats this time next year.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We should all be heartened by today’s elections, but the U.S. is still in the clutches of President #Trump. Things are about to get a LOT worse as he lashes out and intensifies his attacks on American Democracy.

Stay peaceful in your opposition…and be prepared for a very long and painful 3 years.
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Trump’s now-tired yet oft-repeated complaints before every #election that any results he didn’t like means things were “rigged” should be both ludicrous and boring to even his MAGA followers by now.

Preemptive sour grapes; never based on any facts.
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The actions of Trump’s #DOJ indicate its leaders seem to believe the rules of fictional TV law shows are how you practice actual law.

Unsurprising, I know. But still pretty dispiriting that they’ve gotten away with as much as they have this far, based on flimsy to non-existent real legal reasoning.
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
So Trump has no problem illegally shuffling money around to pay the troops and his pet projects, but will stall against a court order for as long as possible to deny #SNAP benefits to millions of Americans, many of them MAGA, in real need.

Via: @nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You get a hug! And YOU get a hug! EVERYBODY GETS A HUG!
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Trump loves his illegal use of #tarriffs because they allow him to capriciously bully any nation that gets under his skin.

There is no chance his tarriffs will return manufacturing (or jobs) to U.S. soil in any meaningful way.

Recent Senate votes prove his own party knows this is a losing gambit.
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When Kim Jong Un rebuffs your very public pleas to hang out and be buds again, it’s a clear indication you’re definitely not longer as influential as you think you are, Mr. #Trump.
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Every single thing tanking the U.S. #economy right now are self-inflicted wounds caused by Trump and his administration.

Trump is also a terrible negotiator. His “win” in China basically restored the status quo from before his attempt to bully China with his tarriffs.
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Anyone else share the feeling we shouldn't be so eager to move EVERYTHING into the Cloud, and make EVERY app Cloud-based?
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
#Spotify gave me an account to try out as a journalist back before it was legally available in the U.S.

I immediately saw the dangers the platform presented and it turned me off from using any streaming platforms from that point on.

I’m glad to see so many people are finally figuring this out too!
October 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is an especially welcome move by Judge Ellis in light of the recent reshuffling to put Border Patrol in control over ICE that began last night, since this administration prefers a more violent approach.

(Bovino then asked if they could make it 6 p.m. every day instead and she said, “Sure.”)
Bovino says he can get that to the court by Friday.

Reports about future uses of force and body-worn camera footage must be submitted to the court within 24 hours.

Ellis orders Bovino to report to her in person *EVERY DAY* at 4:30 p.m. to recap the events of the day.

Laughter erupts.
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Let me make this clear.

ICE/DHS/Border Patrol are doing everything they can to try and instigate violence in Chicago, as they continuously break temporary restraining orders and defy any kind of oversight.

They are getting more confrontational and they are failing. #Chicago is resisting, lawfully.
October 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
How does this sound?

Each time an ICE agent is found to have “accidentally “ detained a U.S. citizen, that ICE agent has to spend the night in an ICE detention center.

Seems fair, no?

#Chicago #ICE
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump has declared trade war on Canada because they had the audacity to run an ad featuring Ronald Reagan warning against the economic catastrophe of broad/unfocused tariffs during his own presidency?

It’s time for Congress to take back their Constitutional powers and stand up to this madness.
October 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just because Melania wants nothing to do with him or his presidency is no excuse for Trump to completely tear down the East Wing of the White House (historically the domain of the first lady).
October 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Anyone who has observed Trump for the last 40 years knows he is a repeated failure as a real estate developer, often bullying others to shoulder the financial losses created by his incompetence.

This time we’ll be footing his bills as he razes history and constructs absurd monuments to himself.
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s not just the facade, Trump has demolished almost the entire East Wing of the White House!!!

How can his MAGA supporters possibly agree with THIS?!

(Sadly, cult-like behavior will always find an excuse for a leader’s actions, but this is literally the destruction of THE PEOPLE’S HOUSE.)
October 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Mainstream media needs to stop using the term “testing the boundaries” or similar wordplay for current Presidential actions or Trump Administration activity that has historically been illegal.

It paints a picture that “this is just normal boundary-pushing” when it is both norm-breaking AND illegal.
October 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM