Tangled Lump
@tangledlump.bsky.social
Earnest, eager and drunk. Writer. Smoker. Not at all a toker. Represented by a series of misguided statements. [She/Her]
pls send noods. And by that I mean noodles
I just had the Aldi own brand Bramwell's curry ones. They're cheap, and come a little sachet of chili powder which is enough for me. Not the most interesting but they'll do in a pinch.
I just had the Aldi own brand Bramwell's curry ones. They're cheap, and come a little sachet of chili powder which is enough for me. Not the most interesting but they'll do in a pinch.
March 2, 2024 at 3:34 PM
pls send noods. And by that I mean noodles
I just had the Aldi own brand Bramwell's curry ones. They're cheap, and come a little sachet of chili powder which is enough for me. Not the most interesting but they'll do in a pinch.
I just had the Aldi own brand Bramwell's curry ones. They're cheap, and come a little sachet of chili powder which is enough for me. Not the most interesting but they'll do in a pinch.
aquariums are better than zoos
March 2, 2024 at 1:58 PM
aquariums are better than zoos
What is A Chrispy Truck?
Well... I was homeschooled from the age of 32 and was made wear a pashmina, which should tell you all about this recipe...
Well... I was homeschooled from the age of 32 and was made wear a pashmina, which should tell you all about this recipe...
March 1, 2024 at 5:53 PM
What is A Chrispy Truck?
Well... I was homeschooled from the age of 32 and was made wear a pashmina, which should tell you all about this recipe...
Well... I was homeschooled from the age of 32 and was made wear a pashmina, which should tell you all about this recipe...
Dunno where you're all coming across these so called "men" who are "freaks." Just join a well curated community where the "freaks" are molded in your shape, and yours in theirs
Picking up random men from the street is gonna get you bedbugs
Picking up random men from the street is gonna get you bedbugs
March 1, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Dunno where you're all coming across these so called "men" who are "freaks." Just join a well curated community where the "freaks" are molded in your shape, and yours in theirs
Picking up random men from the street is gonna get you bedbugs
Picking up random men from the street is gonna get you bedbugs
I bought new spicy crisps by Tayto but they're in a pink packet and called "Hearts." They explicitly refer to them as "spicy." This is upsetting all kind of gender norms within me.
Spicy crisps are manly! I tell you!! They should be called things like "Death!!!" and "Hemoraids!"
Spicy crisps are manly! I tell you!! They should be called things like "Death!!!" and "Hemoraids!"
March 1, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I bought new spicy crisps by Tayto but they're in a pink packet and called "Hearts." They explicitly refer to them as "spicy." This is upsetting all kind of gender norms within me.
Spicy crisps are manly! I tell you!! They should be called things like "Death!!!" and "Hemoraids!"
Spicy crisps are manly! I tell you!! They should be called things like "Death!!!" and "Hemoraids!"
lol what are the nerds arguing about? (says woman who does absolutely nothing to catch up with the conversation)
March 1, 2024 at 3:37 PM
lol what are the nerds arguing about? (says woman who does absolutely nothing to catch up with the conversation)
The greatest digital invention of the past few years is discord making :tm: make the trademark symbol instead of you having to remember the alt code
March 1, 2024 at 2:10 PM
The greatest digital invention of the past few years is discord making :tm: make the trademark symbol instead of you having to remember the alt code
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Went out with a guy that had one testicle. We dated for 3 years. Aftet we broke up it was a very weird experience with my next boyfriend putting two testicles in my mouth instead of one.
March 1, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Went out with a guy that had one testicle. We dated for 3 years. Aftet we broke up it was a very weird experience with my next boyfriend putting two testicles in my mouth instead of one.
Watching people be appalled at the "transphobia"/"sexism"/"misogyny" of a guy in a bar saying "You crazy bitch!" to me when I correct him on accidentally misgendering me
Me breaking my ass laughing at his pure gender affirmation of me and their "diginity politics"
Me breaking my ass laughing at his pure gender affirmation of me and their "diginity politics"
March 1, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Watching people be appalled at the "transphobia"/"sexism"/"misogyny" of a guy in a bar saying "You crazy bitch!" to me when I correct him on accidentally misgendering me
Me breaking my ass laughing at his pure gender affirmation of me and their "diginity politics"
Me breaking my ass laughing at his pure gender affirmation of me and their "diginity politics"
Got a nice email from the assistant of an Irish MP (TD) saying she'd pass my thanks onto the minister. Which means he'll read it. It's about social welfare, which he did help on.
Financially he's sound but he's a little transphobic.
Now dreaming of bashing him about to rid him of anti-tran-ness.
Financially he's sound but he's a little transphobic.
Now dreaming of bashing him about to rid him of anti-tran-ness.
March 1, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Got a nice email from the assistant of an Irish MP (TD) saying she'd pass my thanks onto the minister. Which means he'll read it. It's about social welfare, which he did help on.
Financially he's sound but he's a little transphobic.
Now dreaming of bashing him about to rid him of anti-tran-ness.
Financially he's sound but he's a little transphobic.
Now dreaming of bashing him about to rid him of anti-tran-ness.
Who's the little gay boy version of Aaron Carter who was in *NSYNC? He has some edge... Les twinky, I think.
Back when music was music!!!
Back when music was music!!!
February 29, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Who's the little gay boy version of Aaron Carter who was in *NSYNC? He has some edge... Les twinky, I think.
Back when music was music!!!
Back when music was music!!!
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I think I'd be a great dad because I could finish every bite on anyone's plate and every drink on the table, even at risk of death
February 29, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I think I'd be a great dad because I could finish every bite on anyone's plate and every drink on the table, even at risk of death
I clicked on some button to block a guy who was preaching to his audience. I think I followed him for about half a second.
No. Fuck off.
No. Fuck off.
February 29, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I clicked on some button to block a guy who was preaching to his audience. I think I followed him for about half a second.
No. Fuck off.
No. Fuck off.
lol it looks like it's shitting
breaking news: there is a golden retriever on my flight
February 29, 2024 at 10:54 PM
lol it looks like it's shitting
So many people on here seem incoherent to me
I say this both sober and after my 10th can
I'm a lot more willing to try, and better, earlier. After my fourth can I wouldn't make this point unless I made it funny.
I say this both sober and after my 10th can
I'm a lot more willing to try, and better, earlier. After my fourth can I wouldn't make this point unless I made it funny.
February 29, 2024 at 10:47 PM
So many people on here seem incoherent to me
I say this both sober and after my 10th can
I'm a lot more willing to try, and better, earlier. After my fourth can I wouldn't make this point unless I made it funny.
I say this both sober and after my 10th can
I'm a lot more willing to try, and better, earlier. After my fourth can I wouldn't make this point unless I made it funny.
I think I'd be a great dad because I could finish every bite on anyone's plate and every drink on the table, even at risk of death
February 29, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I think I'd be a great dad because I could finish every bite on anyone's plate and every drink on the table, even at risk of death
to be specific, when journalists talking about journalism on here? I'm fairly sure it's against the TOS. Hand in your "I am capable of thought" passport
love people engaging in high minded debate on this here bsky. All the smart people come here for high minded debate. Only morons are here for the chucckles. That's you, moron
February 29, 2024 at 2:05 PM
to be specific, when journalists talking about journalism on here? I'm fairly sure it's against the TOS. Hand in your "I am capable of thought" passport
start a new social science field on how cheevos for paying your bills is anti-poor and another form of stigma not seen the great pog wars of the 90s and 80s wars on garfield t-shirts
Mickey Mouse laughs in the background knowing he's created inter-generational wars
I wear a Minnie Mouse nightdress
Mickey Mouse laughs in the background knowing he's created inter-generational wars
I wear a Minnie Mouse nightdress
cheevos for paying your bills
February 29, 2024 at 1:17 PM
start a new social science field on how cheevos for paying your bills is anti-poor and another form of stigma not seen the great pog wars of the 90s and 80s wars on garfield t-shirts
Mickey Mouse laughs in the background knowing he's created inter-generational wars
I wear a Minnie Mouse nightdress
Mickey Mouse laughs in the background knowing he's created inter-generational wars
I wear a Minnie Mouse nightdress
cheevos for paying your bills
February 29, 2024 at 1:14 PM
cheevos for paying your bills
love people engaging in high minded debate on this here bsky. All the smart people come here for high minded debate. Only morons are here for the chucckles. That's you, moron
February 29, 2024 at 12:26 PM
love people engaging in high minded debate on this here bsky. All the smart people come here for high minded debate. Only morons are here for the chucckles. That's you, moron
I need to follow more good people but I've been burned by following bad people. Now I've reached a point where my occupation/engaged reading levels are low
If this were a library I'd look to see if John Grisham had any new crazy courtroom adventures on the shelves
If this were a library I'd look to see if John Grisham had any new crazy courtroom adventures on the shelves
February 29, 2024 at 11:58 AM
I need to follow more good people but I've been burned by following bad people. Now I've reached a point where my occupation/engaged reading levels are low
If this were a library I'd look to see if John Grisham had any new crazy courtroom adventures on the shelves
If this were a library I'd look to see if John Grisham had any new crazy courtroom adventures on the shelves
It's just riffs all the way down. I seek the origin.
February 28, 2024 at 3:43 PM
It's just riffs all the way down. I seek the origin.
just so amazing to write happy fiction of trans people getting support and being happy, and their friends being nice, and the people they meet being nice
and it's all available for (mainly trans) people who want to read it and maybe be happy too and not be bothered by bullshit going on in the world
and it's all available for (mainly trans) people who want to read it and maybe be happy too and not be bothered by bullshit going on in the world
been writing a lot of trans fiction
its good fun
its good fun
February 27, 2024 at 11:20 PM
just so amazing to write happy fiction of trans people getting support and being happy, and their friends being nice, and the people they meet being nice
and it's all available for (mainly trans) people who want to read it and maybe be happy too and not be bothered by bullshit going on in the world
and it's all available for (mainly trans) people who want to read it and maybe be happy too and not be bothered by bullshit going on in the world