Jonathan Livingston Seagal
@tandywarhol.bsky.social
I’ll assume Arthur is the lesser known brother.
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’ll assume Arthur is the lesser known brother.
Someone got the “ARS price vs head of lettuce” going?
October 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Someone got the “ARS price vs head of lettuce” going?
Personally loving the “my cool uncle Epstein Files totally works at Nintendo and gave me the secret Pokémon codes” era of American politics.
July 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Personally loving the “my cool uncle Epstein Files totally works at Nintendo and gave me the secret Pokémon codes” era of American politics.
Can anyone tell me how you move 390k worth of hot cheddar? Asking for a friend.
October 28, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Can anyone tell me how you move 390k worth of hot cheddar? Asking for a friend.
I’m positively dying to know who checked this
October 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I’m positively dying to know who checked this
Unlike the rooster with a nutsack under his beak they did in fact give me this medal for being a “yank nanny”
December 30, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Unlike the rooster with a nutsack under his beak they did in fact give me this medal for being a “yank nanny”
Time for second bread-fast
December 28, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Time for second bread-fast
Oh so NOW that I’ve been out of grad school for a decade and couldn’t get a job people are suddenly interested in Mundell-Fleming? <😠>
December 19, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Oh so NOW that I’ve been out of grad school for a decade and couldn’t get a job people are suddenly interested in Mundell-Fleming? <😠>
Update to my previous post: I’m pleased to report that Mickey Rourke’s Potato Fantasy is in fact one hell of a classy joint
December 19, 2023 at 4:53 AM
Update to my previous post: I’m pleased to report that Mickey Rourke’s Potato Fantasy is in fact one hell of a classy joint
Some mornings I remember that Mickey Rooney’s Potato Fantasy is not a real place I can go and I just slowly, unblinkingly pull the covers back over my head to stare at the blackness
December 19, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Some mornings I remember that Mickey Rooney’s Potato Fantasy is not a real place I can go and I just slowly, unblinkingly pull the covers back over my head to stare at the blackness
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Justice Sandra Day O'Connor's
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Not much going on but here’s Ru in a vanishingly rare moment of wanting to be in the same room with me. By the time this posts she’ll be back on her fuzzy pink rug in the basement.
December 1, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Not much going on but here’s Ru in a vanishingly rare moment of wanting to be in the same room with me. By the time this posts she’ll be back on her fuzzy pink rug in the basement.
Still murderin from beyond the grave
November 30, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Still murderin from beyond the grave
Apologies to all the innocent victims of my blackmail from whom I did not buy goods and services 👉👈
November 30, 2023 at 5:46 AM
Apologies to all the innocent victims of my blackmail from whom I did not buy goods and services 👉👈
Sincerely concerned for Robert Evans tonight. Not sure he’s ready for this to be real
November 30, 2023 at 5:13 AM
Sincerely concerned for Robert Evans tonight. Not sure he’s ready for this to be real
True fact!
Never a bad time to re-read The Jakarta Method: bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
The Jakarta Method: Washington's Anticommunist Crusade and the Mass Murder Program That Shaped Our W...
NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF 2020 BY NPR, THE FINANCIAL TIMES, AND GQ The hidden story of the wanton slaughter -- in Indonesia, Latin America, and around the world -- backed by the United States. In...
bookshop.org
November 30, 2023 at 5:00 AM
True fact!
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Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies
Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.
www.rollingstone.com
November 30, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
Proposals for site of future commemorative public toilet? Obviously we start with the long term nuclear warning and sorta riff from there
November 30, 2023 at 4:18 AM
Proposals for site of future commemorative public toilet? Obviously we start with the long term nuclear warning and sorta riff from there
Look. I get it. It’s tempting to paint histories villains as one dimensional. But consider that kissy’s villainy extends into dimensions that science can’t even conceive of
November 30, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Look. I get it. It’s tempting to paint histories villains as one dimensional. But consider that kissy’s villainy extends into dimensions that science can’t even conceive of
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Pioneering new frontiers in shut the fuck up
November 30, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Pioneering new frontiers in shut the fuck up
Sure he did crimes but what about his gross old man thirst for fellow criminal Elizabeth Holmes?
November 30, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Sure he did crimes but what about his gross old man thirst for fellow criminal Elizabeth Holmes?
I want to post something funny about ol henry but it’s so funny that I fear it’s beyond my meager powers
November 30, 2023 at 2:44 AM
I want to post something funny about ol henry but it’s so funny that I fear it’s beyond my meager powers
You can either be creeped out by post mortem electroejaculation or you can ask why the landlord class keeps the technology out of our hands. Those are the only choices.
November 21, 2023 at 9:24 PM
You can either be creeped out by post mortem electroejaculation or you can ask why the landlord class keeps the technology out of our hands. Those are the only choices.
having looked up the state of Argentine pizza everything makes a LOT more sense r/n. Not the pizza tho, nothing about that makes sense
November 20, 2023 at 8:54 PM
having looked up the state of Argentine pizza everything makes a LOT more sense r/n. Not the pizza tho, nothing about that makes sense
"Abolish abortion but also legalize organ trafficking" is one hell of a platform!
November 20, 2023 at 4:52 PM
"Abolish abortion but also legalize organ trafficking" is one hell of a platform!