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Dan “Tim” Bangle
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“He’s only the size of a pencil, and he eats ants.” –David Attenborough
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Norm Macdonald saying “I thought it was the raping.”
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Alright folks, enough dicking around.
Two tweets from @DeanTambling on Twitter: At this point, I think our climate's best hope is Millennials' learned helplessness dying with Dick Cheney. No, Connor, you're not going to die in a climate disaster, and once the flags go back up to full staff, you'd better start acting like it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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ME: Hey Quebecois Office Supply Hulk Hogan, are your wares legit?
QUEBECOIS OFFICE SUPPLY HULK HOGAN:
Encre et toner authentiques, brother
October 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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The meme of Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton pointint
September 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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The same Mr. Business that was at Pets on Broadway a little over a month ago? Glad to see him land on his feet (as cats often do)!
A toddler reaching through a wire cage at an orange and white tabby cat
September 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Done and done, what else you got
A link to a chess lesson labeled “How to Mate With a Queen”
May 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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A spoof of the “We Should All Know Less About Each Other” headline that says “Other Countries Should Know Less About American Politics”
April 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Donald Trump with a speech bubble cut off at the bottom of the frame
February 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Do you have a link to a news story about this? I was looking for some corroboration, and all I could find indicated his strong support, including this snippet from The Oregonian (dated today):
Wilson supports Portland Street Response as a preferred alternative to police for enforcing the city’s camping bans. He has said he will “super-charge” the program and push to fully fund it.
November 9, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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Continuing my "join a social network insanely early, never post, have a hundred or so followers by the time the new one rolls around" streak.
September 16, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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Belinda says “hello, cousin!”
Brown tabby cat with white patches
September 5, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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“You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice? A fucking shrimp? You must think I’m a fucking moron—how dare you? A fucking shrimp.”
Ben Kingsley as Don Logan in Sexy Beast
May 16, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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En fait oui monsieur
GDP per capita: France, 40,886.25 USD; Germany, 48,717.99 USD; United States, 76,329 USD.
April 15, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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???
Following reports that the CDC was considering easing Covid isolation restrictions — including guidelines that people can leave their homes after being fever-free for 24 hours — the agency refused to confirm that such plans were in the works. The potential change was first reported by The Washington Post.
February 14, 2024 at 7:04 AM
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Making a line-for-line, shot-for-shot remake of American Psycho, but Zoomer Patrick Bateman wears this during his skin care regimen:
A black elastic headband with cat ears
January 3, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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A gas station in Minecraft
December 5, 2023 at 10:56 PM
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Oh cool my billing information finally arrived
A screenshot of an email with no subject and an attachment called “BILLING INFORMATION.jpg,” from a sender called “jack hitler.”
November 10, 2023 at 1:04 AM
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[Jay-Z verse in “Monster” voice]
An engraved plaque on the side of a building, reading: Homer Virgil Horace Dante Chaucer
November 5, 2023 at 7:41 PM
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nw the canonical July 4th movie
A TV displaying the title card for the 2006 movie Southland Tales
July 5, 2023 at 6:00 AM
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Who wants to Zelle me $200?
The product page for a retractable banner featuring Ally Bank’s slogan “digitally, financially, personally,” priced at $200.
July 3, 2023 at 6:15 PM