can’t wait to read this 😈

one year i was dressing up as a ghost and i was waiting to borrow my friend's white face paint and her roommate was like "ooh you look so scary, i'd totally believe you were actually dead" and i was like "i'm not wearing the makeup yet"

universities themselves didnt have material investment in the success of Wikipedia though

subway etiquette like “letting people off the train first“ or whatever has been totally shredded, car brain on public transportation

dingled one

america is in mourning for all the trees kawhi didn't plant :'(

i would pay $20 to get this taste out of my mouth