if u see the word “piece” to describe an item of clothing on depop or vinted you just know ur getting ripped off

anti 'four cyclists travelling in front of me' but not anti 'one person in an SUV travelling in front of me'

I say 'you couldn't torture that info out of me' a lot for a person who will tell anyone who will listen personal information about myself that they didn't ask for

Cop: and are you currently under the influence of anything

Mario: [9 feet tall and flashing] no

me when i look at a festival line up for which i am not the target audience: why are none of these artists ones i know????? THESE DAMN KIDS

not a developer but an ally to the coding community

here are more equine dramas that employ a pansexual gaffer

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there’s something so embarrassing about buying merch from the band members themselves

i’m soooooo sorry but radio 6s 00s rave forever is getting me fucked all the way up this morning

in the future all cities will look like this

“I don’t owe anybody anything!” Actually we are perhaps nothing but dizzyingly intricate webs of obligations to other beings and ourselves. The sheer weight of our obligations is all that keeps us from floating away into space. We can never do enough but we must try.

yeh what the hell no ads here? what’s the catch

having a great morning and sitting down in the office to put on the most devastatingly sad playlist you’ve ever heard

every night i whisper shit into elon's ear. "i'm scraping your site bitch", "im sending spam in the dm's". shit like that. "im fucking up the stack". he doesn't know what it means but it makes him act crazy the next day. its fun

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