Just returning from a day in London. I am pleased to announce that I was not subjected to Sharia lay, mugged or stabbed. The train ticket was very expensive though.

Never a good sign when they start “Dear recruiting manager…” Straight to reject.

I’m not particularly fussed one way or the other - but I’m currently on a boating holiday. The couple in the boat next door next are chain smoking the stuff. On Monday someone will ask them “Did you have a good holiday?” The only truthful answer would be “I don’t know”.

Imagine how fun that would be. People poking round your shit. We all have such dumb shit, & it says way more about us than our family member who we didn’t like much, giving some tearful speech and ensuring the lasting imprint of your legacy is how they’ve chosen to describe you. Urgh! CAR BOOT SALE!

An elderly relative who is slightly bigoted flies the “NHS rainbow” from their flag pole. It is in fact a pride flag. I haven’t told them.

Saw the show in Maidstone. Go and see it - it’s brilliant. Very funny, very thought provoking. Comedy at its best.

Don’t get me started about people (mainly older people) watching video clips on speaker. Just buy headphones like the rest of us have!

Time to listen to the mighty Dr John Cooper Clarke. Tw@?

I discovered them on prime on the exact day I cancelled my subscription. I feel slightly annoyed I’d not found them before.

As this is down I thought I'd follow your other suggestion petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...

I too have been on a cancelling spree.

I attended in person to make sure I got best value for money.