Mage
@tallbob99.bsky.social
my life is a pizzeria and chica has been standing outside the door for longer then i can remember ,,,, i think i can hear foxy running down the other hallway
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Mage
@tallbob99.bsky.social
· Feb 2
i may not understand how donkey had sex with dragon but i sure as hell understand why
i fear they will try to make me the poster boy of the revolution due to my immeasurable swag and im not sure i have the strength to say no
July 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i fear they will try to make me the poster boy of the revolution due to my immeasurable swag and im not sure i have the strength to say no
if we got 3 captain america movies set in world war 2 before the avengers theres be no nazis in america today
June 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
if we got 3 captain america movies set in world war 2 before the avengers theres be no nazis in america today
glad my dad watches kimmel and not fallon by far the less annoying jimmy
May 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
glad my dad watches kimmel and not fallon by far the less annoying jimmy
ya know how i know dogs are smarter then us is they never made a dog economy
May 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
ya know how i know dogs are smarter then us is they never made a dog economy
the world isnt ready to know the truth about mothers day but let me just say maybe we should spend a bit more of our focus on friendship day
May 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the world isnt ready to know the truth about mothers day but let me just say maybe we should spend a bit more of our focus on friendship day
i want to say things but everythings already been said and ive already thought every thought 10 years ago but others find a way to say things despite all that so maybe its just me
May 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i want to say things but everythings already been said and ive already thought every thought 10 years ago but others find a way to say things despite all that so maybe its just me
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I don’t want to live in a world!!!
May 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I don’t want to live in a world!!!
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i'm da king of da bicycle lane
May 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
i'm da king of da bicycle lane
made this post about doctor who fans but i think that about pretty much everybody who posts online especially me, if you make post you're annoying and should stop and i hope someday ill be able to take my own advice
here is my thoughts have you noticed how everyone is stupid and how they should all shut up? riddle me that liberal?
May 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
made this post about doctor who fans but i think that about pretty much everybody who posts online especially me, if you make post you're annoying and should stop and i hope someday ill be able to take my own advice
bringing this up again cause something about that life calls to me, wandering and roaming , if there where still a place for them in society id like to be a cowboy
do cowboys have autism?
May 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
bringing this up again cause something about that life calls to me, wandering and roaming , if there where still a place for them in society id like to be a cowboy
here is my thoughts have you noticed how everyone is stupid and how they should all shut up? riddle me that liberal?
May 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
here is my thoughts have you noticed how everyone is stupid and how they should all shut up? riddle me that liberal?
“haha yeah anyways check this out” i say as i release all tension from my body causing it to snap like a rubber band , i go sailing through and open window and am never seen again
April 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“haha yeah anyways check this out” i say as i release all tension from my body causing it to snap like a rubber band , i go sailing through and open window and am never seen again
i be drinking beef from the broth
March 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i be drinking beef from the broth
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February 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
do cowboys have autism?
February 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
do cowboys have autism?
real problem with society is no ones thanking mr roboto anymore
February 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
real problem with society is no ones thanking mr roboto anymore
made an Instagram post today but like why? posting has never been a useful or productive use of my time or skills , posting has never made my life easier or made people understand me better. i dont even do it for me i just hate myself for needing validation every time i post. so why did i do it?
February 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
made an Instagram post today but like why? posting has never been a useful or productive use of my time or skills , posting has never made my life easier or made people understand me better. i dont even do it for me i just hate myself for needing validation every time i post. so why did i do it?
just learning the blusky doesn't allow private profiles whats the god damn point then, i know who my posts are for and when they leave the circle of my 1 follower i feel weird and egotistical, plus i dont like stranger seeing my vague posts they all ways make it about themselves
February 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
just learning the blusky doesn't allow private profiles whats the god damn point then, i know who my posts are for and when they leave the circle of my 1 follower i feel weird and egotistical, plus i dont like stranger seeing my vague posts they all ways make it about themselves
the problem can not be solved if you get emotionally attached to the problem , i seem to be the only one who understands these basic principles
February 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
the problem can not be solved if you get emotionally attached to the problem , i seem to be the only one who understands these basic principles
almost became friends with a pigeon at the bus stop but he knew i didn't have any bread so it didn't work out, might start carrying bread with me, or something better for the birds
February 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
almost became friends with a pigeon at the bus stop but he knew i didn't have any bread so it didn't work out, might start carrying bread with me, or something better for the birds
love telling people that billy joel the longest time is about bunch of guys he knew in high school because if you listen past the second chorus its obviously about some girl he wants to fuck
February 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
love telling people that billy joel the longest time is about bunch of guys he knew in high school because if you listen past the second chorus its obviously about some girl he wants to fuck
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Unfortunate, but true: the only antidote to poster’s madness is having a rich and fulfilling personal life
June 3, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Unfortunate, but true: the only antidote to poster’s madness is having a rich and fulfilling personal life
i swear to god im not a cuck its just a really good place to put a chair
February 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i swear to god im not a cuck its just a really good place to put a chair
my dad wants me to release some turtles into the garage so the rat teaches them ninjitsu but i could not deal with 4 mutant teenagers living in my house im already stressed out living with 2 twenty year olds
February 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
my dad wants me to release some turtles into the garage so the rat teaches them ninjitsu but i could not deal with 4 mutant teenagers living in my house im already stressed out living with 2 twenty year olds
ive got no idea what jerry was talking about airplane food is great , get a sandwich and a drink from gift shop for before the flight and then a lil bag of pretzels on the plane , thats good eating
February 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
ive got no idea what jerry was talking about airplane food is great , get a sandwich and a drink from gift shop for before the flight and then a lil bag of pretzels on the plane , thats good eating