talia
@taliabrews.bsky.social
tea & perfume & cats & complaining about my job
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i would've done the same thing lmao
June 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i would've done the same thing lmao
the shitty tennis trifecta of djokovic v zverev with john mcenroe commentating that tells me I need a break from watching this sport
June 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the shitty tennis trifecta of djokovic v zverev with john mcenroe commentating that tells me I need a break from watching this sport
the problem with working for a scientific organization is that all of the executives are scientists and many of them do not experience human emotions
March 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
the problem with working for a scientific organization is that all of the executives are scientists and many of them do not experience human emotions
me and Marge but inhalers and prednisone
My cats and I, just enjoying our shared regimens of SSRIs and gabapentin
March 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
me and Marge but inhalers and prednisone
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I worry that you’re all not eating enough ice cream sandwiches
February 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I worry that you’re all not eating enough ice cream sandwiches
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canva is the microsoft paint of the 2020s
February 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
canva is the microsoft paint of the 2020s
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i think it’s relevant to repost these lists i compiled back in nov 🫣
reminder to support your local indie perfume brands during these trying times ❤️🩹🫂
reminder to support your local indie perfume brands during these trying times ❤️🩹🫂
January 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i think it’s relevant to repost these lists i compiled back in nov 🫣
reminder to support your local indie perfume brands during these trying times ❤️🩹🫂
reminder to support your local indie perfume brands during these trying times ❤️🩹🫂
being stuck on the gw parkway is dc’s purgatory
January 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
being stuck on the gw parkway is dc’s purgatory
using my standing desk because it’s Good For Me and definitely not because my cat is Sitting In My Desk Chair
January 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
using my standing desk because it’s Good For Me and definitely not because my cat is Sitting In My Desk Chair
Staying home today not because I can’t drive in 6 inches of snow, but because nobody else can and I will not have my car be totaled because of a Maryland Driver™️
January 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Staying home today not because I can’t drive in 6 inches of snow, but because nobody else can and I will not have my car be totaled because of a Maryland Driver™️
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I just found out there's a new Philomena Cunk series coming out next week and my heart is beating in anticipation much like the thumping beat of Belgium dance band Technotronic's 1989 hit single Pump Up The Jam
December 29, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I just found out there's a new Philomena Cunk series coming out next week and my heart is beating in anticipation much like the thumping beat of Belgium dance band Technotronic's 1989 hit single Pump Up The Jam
where was tyrant.
Beyoncé’s NFL halftime show setlist:
16 CARRIAGES
BLACKBIIRD (with Tiera Kennedy, Tanner Adell, Brittney Spencer and Reyna Robert)
YA YA
MY HOUSE
SPAGHETTII & RIIVERDANCE & SWEET HONEY BUCKIIN’ (with Shaboozey)
LEVII’S JEANS (with Post Malone)
JOLENE
TEXAS HOLD ‘EM
16 CARRIAGES
BLACKBIIRD (with Tiera Kennedy, Tanner Adell, Brittney Spencer and Reyna Robert)
YA YA
MY HOUSE
SPAGHETTII & RIIVERDANCE & SWEET HONEY BUCKIIN’ (with Shaboozey)
LEVII’S JEANS (with Post Malone)
JOLENE
TEXAS HOLD ‘EM
December 26, 2024 at 12:17 AM
where was tyrant.
happy caturday from this goblin
December 21, 2024 at 5:51 PM
happy caturday from this goblin
It’s 9:44 and I have already threatened arson 3 times
December 16, 2024 at 2:45 PM
It’s 9:44 and I have already threatened arson 3 times
trying to break even on my all-inclusive honeymoon by drinking borderline unsafe amounts of iced tea
December 15, 2024 at 4:20 PM
trying to break even on my all-inclusive honeymoon by drinking borderline unsafe amounts of iced tea
having a cat is my favorite bonding experience. doesn’t matter if there’s nothing else in common, if we can talk about cats for long enough we’ll make it out of whatever social situation we’re stuck in
December 12, 2024 at 7:27 PM
having a cat is my favorite bonding experience. doesn’t matter if there’s nothing else in common, if we can talk about cats for long enough we’ll make it out of whatever social situation we’re stuck in
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Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
December 10, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
love being one of two people in a hometown theater showing of Wicked and the other one is my husband
November 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
love being one of two people in a hometown theater showing of Wicked and the other one is my husband
The Packers are so adept at winning games they absolutely do not deserve to win and I will celebrate every time
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 PM
The Packers are so adept at winning games they absolutely do not deserve to win and I will celebrate every time
I’m a social media manager so I’ve decided that being on here is work and I will be billing it to people I don’t like
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I’m a social media manager so I’ve decided that being on here is work and I will be billing it to people I don’t like