Talarian
@talarian.bsky.social
Technical Director;
Former Senior Programmer on Phobies; Former Lead Programmer on Eon Altar; Canadian back from America; He/Him
Former Senior Programmer on Phobies; Former Lead Programmer on Eon Altar; Canadian back from America; He/Him
Peter is slowly expanding his realm of influence from my bathroom to my bedroom to the rest of the condo.
He has to have me with him the entire time though. He won’t explore without me backing him up, and well, even then a passing garbage truck may scare him good.
He has to have me with him the entire time though. He won’t explore without me backing him up, and well, even then a passing garbage truck may scare him good.
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Peter is slowly expanding his realm of influence from my bathroom to my bedroom to the rest of the condo.
He has to have me with him the entire time though. He won’t explore without me backing him up, and well, even then a passing garbage truck may scare him good.
He has to have me with him the entire time though. He won’t explore without me backing him up, and well, even then a passing garbage truck may scare him good.
I know it’s supposed to mean “light ice” but maybe writing “lice” on a drink needs a different approach
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I know it’s supposed to mean “light ice” but maybe writing “lice” on a drink needs a different approach
Meet Peter, aka Pete-Pete or Petey! He’s just getting settled, so a bit unsure of things. I adopted him because he was getting stressed out from the cats in the prior home.
He’s very brave when he has a human nearby, and while he is acclimating faster than I expected, still needs some time.
He’s very brave when he has a human nearby, and while he is acclimating faster than I expected, still needs some time.
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Meet Peter, aka Pete-Pete or Petey! He’s just getting settled, so a bit unsure of things. I adopted him because he was getting stressed out from the cats in the prior home.
He’s very brave when he has a human nearby, and while he is acclimating faster than I expected, still needs some time.
He’s very brave when he has a human nearby, and while he is acclimating faster than I expected, still needs some time.
Was house sitting for a friend who was on vacation for a few weeks, so I turned every picture in his house upside down because funny and he just got home and sent me this message:
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Was house sitting for a friend who was on vacation for a few weeks, so I turned every picture in his house upside down because funny and he just got home and sent me this message:
Annoyingly cannot get past 1 great on this song. The mapping is just slightly off the beat and it is maddening.
But consistent improvement over the 4 plays!
Then immediately got two goods on the 5th try and said screw it, gonna play a different song lol.
But consistent improvement over the 4 plays!
Then immediately got two goods on the 5th try and said screw it, gonna play a different song lol.
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Annoyingly cannot get past 1 great on this song. The mapping is just slightly off the beat and it is maddening.
But consistent improvement over the 4 plays!
Then immediately got two goods on the 5th try and said screw it, gonna play a different song lol.
But consistent improvement over the 4 plays!
Then immediately got two goods on the 5th try and said screw it, gonna play a different song lol.
I was called the “Dark Souls of board games” by an ex once and I intend to continue living up to that expectation.
Once I was playing Star Trek Catan and created what I called “The Neutral Zone” and cut off a full 1/3rd of the board from everyone.
Once I was playing Star Trek Catan and created what I called “The Neutral Zone” and cut off a full 1/3rd of the board from everyone.
July 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I was called the “Dark Souls of board games” by an ex once and I intend to continue living up to that expectation.
Once I was playing Star Trek Catan and created what I called “The Neutral Zone” and cut off a full 1/3rd of the board from everyone.
Once I was playing Star Trek Catan and created what I called “The Neutral Zone” and cut off a full 1/3rd of the board from everyone.
I find it fascinating that most of the upper class food was just seafood.
June 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I find it fascinating that most of the upper class food was just seafood.
We have super serious meetings at work
June 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We have super serious meetings at work
Ayyy my second ever Perfect Full Combo!
June 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Ayyy my second ever Perfect Full Combo!
The bean is still trapped on floor 2, but in other news I’m starting to hone in on the aesthetic I want for this run of Satisfactory.
May 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The bean is still trapped on floor 2, but in other news I’m starting to hone in on the aesthetic I want for this run of Satisfactory.
Just a wee bean trapped on floor 2 forever (in the bottom right)
May 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Just a wee bean trapped on floor 2 forever (in the bottom right)
BEAN!? How did you get up there?
May 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
BEAN!? How did you get up there?
Still got it for laser tag. 1st place, 2nd top score for the whole month.
April 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Still got it for laser tag. 1st place, 2nd top score for the whole month.
Amazon truly has everything
April 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Amazon truly has everything
Best part about my work from home Mondays is being able to make chicken fajitas
April 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Best part about my work from home Mondays is being able to make chicken fajitas
The local mall has decided to solve the homeless people camping the benches problem by removing all of the benches. Now it’s just empty space.
March 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The local mall has decided to solve the homeless people camping the benches problem by removing all of the benches. Now it’s just empty space.
You ever wonder while on vacation to see the Christo Redentor if a child asks their parent “why is that man t-posing?”
“Sorry dear, seems like the animation assets just haven’t loaded yet.”
“Sorry dear, seems like the animation assets just haven’t loaded yet.”
February 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You ever wonder while on vacation to see the Christo Redentor if a child asks their parent “why is that man t-posing?”
“Sorry dear, seems like the animation assets just haven’t loaded yet.”
“Sorry dear, seems like the animation assets just haven’t loaded yet.”
Had homemade mini waffles and turkey bacon for brunch yesterday with friends!
February 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Had homemade mini waffles and turkey bacon for brunch yesterday with friends!
If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.
February 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.
Nothing says snow like donuts on a parking garage roof I guess?
February 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Nothing says snow like donuts on a parking garage roof I guess?
Ahhhh! First ever perfect full combo!!!
January 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ahhhh! First ever perfect full combo!!!
Semi-colons? How about many-colons?
January 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Semi-colons? How about many-colons?
Learning how to make green beans almondine. Let’s see how they are!
January 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Learning how to make green beans almondine. Let’s see how they are!