The Takoma Torch 🔥🐓
@takomatorch.bsky.social
Takoma Park's ONLY Humor Source. Home of the Nimbee and Takoma Man.
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Live as Jesus lived.
September 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Live as Jesus lived.
We love our new logo and we think you will, too.
August 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
We love our new logo and we think you will, too.
BREAKING: Donald Trump Becomes Youngest Person To Ever Write Own Name at 79
August 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump Becomes Youngest Person To Ever Write Own Name at 79
Breaking: Trump Demands Washington Rename Football Team
July 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Breaking: Trump Demands Washington Rename Football Team
A great time at the Takoma Park 4th of July parade! Local hero and patriot @thenimbee.bsky.social rode through town warning everyone the developers were coming!
July 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A great time at the Takoma Park 4th of July parade! Local hero and patriot @thenimbee.bsky.social rode through town warning everyone the developers were coming!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
June 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Make Asbestos Great Again
June 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Make Asbestos Great Again
JD Vance watching Trump and Elon Feud
June 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
JD Vance watching Trump and Elon Feud
Get it while it's hot!
March 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Get it while it's hot!
Cuts we can agree on
March 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Cuts we can agree on
Folks, be careful what type of facial you request at the spa.
March 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Folks, be careful what type of facial you request at the spa.
BREAKING: Takoma Torch Officially Loses Access to White House
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
BREAKING: Takoma Torch Officially Loses Access to White House
Saturday, Feb 22, 6pm-midnight.
American Legion Post 41
905 Sligo Avenue, Silver Spring, MD 20910
Cake, Beer, Nimbee, Karaoke.
Federal Workers drink free.
American Legion Post 41
905 Sligo Avenue, Silver Spring, MD 20910
Cake, Beer, Nimbee, Karaoke.
Federal Workers drink free.
February 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Saturday, Feb 22, 6pm-midnight.
American Legion Post 41
905 Sligo Avenue, Silver Spring, MD 20910
Cake, Beer, Nimbee, Karaoke.
Federal Workers drink free.
American Legion Post 41
905 Sligo Avenue, Silver Spring, MD 20910
Cake, Beer, Nimbee, Karaoke.
Federal Workers drink free.
January 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM