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spooky mulder
@tafkas98.bsky.social
(they/them, 26) broke artist. gender outlaw. useless lesbian. 18+ only pls
keep forgetting Threads is for the same crowd I have on Instagram and Bluesky is for my actual opinions
September 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
too dumb to be a receptionist at one company, exactly dumb enough to be a specialist at another company
July 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
somebody dropped like $3 worth of pennies on the ground next to my car today and you already know my poor ass was crawling on the ground like a hyena trying to pick them all up
July 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
feels like absolute hot garbage today
July 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
living alone is great because you can do things like throw 835 days down the drain and no one's there to stop you
July 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
everyone is mad at me rn 🙃
July 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
those of y'all who protested on Saturday and didn't cover your tattoos, piercings, or other identifiable features........good luck, babes
June 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
we are all god's children and he left us in a hot car
June 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
just unironically sent my friend a text that says "you'd love this song! very Rime of the Ancient Mariner-core"
June 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
26 months!
May 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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🚨 The US House of Reps have now PASSED their budget bill that includes a BAN on Gender Affirming Care for Medicaid for ALL AGES.

This bill now goes to the Senate where it’s likely to pass.

Call your Senators!
May 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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motherfucker i will take every vaccine i can get if you dipshits open smallpox or polio up again I'll get it that. i love getting rabies shots. gimme all of it.
FDA Commissioner Makary: "By the way, America doesn't want covid boosters."
May 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
me, alone in my apartment: "am I being manipulative right now?"
May 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
780 days
May 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I just showed my 62 y/o coworker the Sasha Velour v Shea Coulee finale lip sync
May 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
forgot I had this app for like a week. what did I miss
May 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Holy shit I HONKED like a goose
April 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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creator
April 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
tafkas: the artist formerly known as [redacted] y'know like Prince
98: I turn 27 this year :)
explain your username:

c'mon look at it. its funny. get it. like the movie. like the movie title. except its. yeah. girls. get it. yeah you get it.
🔮 explain your username:

multi: denotes many
mara: each letter is one of us alters!
April 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
what is a public bathroom for, if not to vape
April 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
this guy is eating holes in my brain right now
April 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"America is falling to fascism, Miss Kitty, and you're crying about salmon pate?"
April 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
the funny thing about brain fog is when you forget to communicate that you're experiencing brain fog
April 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM