Me, an admitted Broadway musical fan since early childhood, when someone on TikTok says they've already seen the Wicked movie four times and have 12 pages of notes

Being a theatre kid who doesn't like Wicked is a weird feeling with the movie coming out. Especially weird since the movie is only act 1, the intermission is going to last at least a year, and the 1.7 songs in it I actually like are done after that first act. 🧵1/3

Anybody out there have good advice to keep raccoons away from my house? They keep coming on my back porch and threatening my cat.

I swear, the audacity of some field grade officers. "You'll get the memo if we can find it."

Every once in a while I see some chud complaining I was a perfectly good writer until I started writing about politics and I'm all, motherfucker, I had a newspaper column where I wrote about politics long before I wrote novels, I was never NOT writing about politics, where the hell have YOU been

Call me crazy but I can't tell if MTG's all or nothing threat over her Republican colleagues' sex crimes is more circus or the smartest thing she's done in office (yes I know it's a low bar).

Still waiting on my profile picture to get fixed but I guess I'll do an intro.

No, I'm not Josh Duhamel. No, I don't like this movie and I don't know anyone who does.