David
@tacosandbourbon.bsky.social
... an ocarina salesman going from door to door.
The only way you "dig" your way out of a hole is to create a bigger hole.
You need to _climb_ out of a hole.
You need to _climb_ out of a hole.
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The only way you "dig" your way out of a hole is to create a bigger hole.
You need to _climb_ out of a hole.
You need to _climb_ out of a hole.
"we want your children to be healthy, but just not healthy in _that_ way."
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"we want your children to be healthy, but just not healthy in _that_ way."
Biden Derangement Syndrome
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Biden Derangement Syndrome
Sadly, i do hear a lot about how Mamdani is not going to be good for the Jews.
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Sadly, i do hear a lot about how Mamdani is not going to be good for the Jews.
I prefer the "cam" (as it's called) at waist heigh because there's resistance all the way through the exercise, where I don't feel it as much when the can is set at head-level.
www.instagram.com/p/DMoXNIly3WM/
www.instagram.com/p/DMoXNIly3WM/
December 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I prefer the "cam" (as it's called) at waist heigh because there's resistance all the way through the exercise, where I don't feel it as much when the can is set at head-level.
www.instagram.com/p/DMoXNIly3WM/
www.instagram.com/p/DMoXNIly3WM/
Turns out the whores in the private sector get paid better?
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Turns out the whores in the private sector get paid better?
OK, I tried reverse Zottmans with 25lb weights. Not good for me. Maybe because I do them near the end of my dumbbell routine, but it did not work out well for me today.
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
OK, I tried reverse Zottmans with 25lb weights. Not good for me. Maybe because I do them near the end of my dumbbell routine, but it did not work out well for me today.
FitNotes app, which I love.
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
FitNotes app, which I love.
Nice! Will have to try that!
I started Z's earlier this year when I had a forearm injury, like tennis elbow. Still not 100%, but build a little every day.
I started Z's earlier this year when I had a forearm injury, like tennis elbow. Still not 100%, but build a little every day.
December 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Nice! Will have to try that!
I started Z's earlier this year when I had a forearm injury, like tennis elbow. Still not 100%, but build a little every day.
I started Z's earlier this year when I had a forearm injury, like tennis elbow. Still not 100%, but build a little every day.
To be fair, we _are_ pretty good at them.
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
To be fair, we _are_ pretty good at them.
It feels like a horse!
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It feels like a horse!
You burn 2 calories walking into the gym?
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You burn 2 calories walking into the gym?
"Insufficient"?! Was this created by my 10th grade geometry teach, Mr. Cates? Ouch!
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Insufficient"?! Was this created by my 10th grade geometry teach, Mr. Cates? Ouch!
what app are you using, and what does it look like when you upset it?
December 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
what app are you using, and what does it look like when you upset it?
The final will be David Ellison vs. Elon Musk.
December 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The final will be David Ellison vs. Elon Musk.
This was when the darkest timeline began.
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December 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This was when the darkest timeline began.
"Haven't planked in 2 months". Still managed for 1:05 each. But could do better.
a man in a blue shirt is smiling and saying `` i still got it '' .
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December 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Haven't planked in 2 months". Still managed for 1:05 each. But could do better.